Purple Cow

[lotus_lion]

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you, anyhow;
I'd rather see than be one.

By Gellett Burgess

Also by Gellett Burgess:

Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"-
I'm Sorry, now, I wrote it;
But I can tell you Anyhow
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!