Nov 14, 2008 22:52
Ok, so here a random puzzle for you. I am me, as you all know and there is nothing particularly amazing or attractive or even slightly sexy about that - this is not me being self-loathing, this is me being realistic and noting that I am NO Angelina Jolie. Therefore, can someone please explain to me why just recently I am the hub of sexual attraction???????
The evidence I am working on is that I have had no one express an interest in me, well except Nathan but he is always doing that, for months. Months and months and months. Then, by some weird twist of fate, I have found myself a girlfriend and now I am attracting them by the bucket load. First there was the girl I am dating, then there was the two lesbian who invited me to join then in a mange a trois, the random revelation of sexual attraction from someone else on Thursday, a guy a work has confessed his love for me and this guy (who is pretty yummy even by my standards) is being all romantic and gentleman-like and generally wooing towards me.
As far as I am aware I am still frumpy, rather average in most other areas, my deranged sense of humour is intact and I am still a work-a-holic. So why, all of a sudden am I like beating people off with a stick? If any of you can work that out, you let me know.
On a side note, I am not complaining more just really, really confused.
Anyways now onto other stuff. Work is getting really busy and I am being worked rather hard, however, I did manage to do 10 hours work in 5 hours the other day and left work thinking I was ever so efficient. Later opening hours in December sadly mean later working hours for Nimmy which would mean more money if the government would stop helping themselves to my wages (15% to be exact).
Other than work Wednesday is going to be the ultimate day of fun. As far as I am aware there is going to be hair cutting, tattooing, lunching with Ben and coffeeing with Michael. All in all it is going to be a wicked but crazy day. Love it....
Until next time: goodnight out there, whatever you are
x