....crraaaackheeeeaaaaad....
Lately this week, I have noticed several times that my breasts have come in handy. So I thought I'd make a list to explain why I like having boobs.
Seven Reasons Women Have Breasts
To set things on while reclining a bit.
To hold the laundry up with because you are trying to carry too much of it to the bedroom.
To inform you whether or not it's cold. (in case you couldn't tell already)
To lean against while doing make up.
To hold your chaptstick. (Hey, where else is it easy access when you have no pockets?)
To aid that whole 'breast feeding' thing whilst having a small one.
And last but not least, manipulative mind control.
Seven Reasons Women Have Breasts
To set things on while reclining a bit.
To hold the laundry up with because you are trying to carry too much of it to the bedroom.
To inform you whether or not it's cold. (in case you couldn't tell already)
To lean against while doing make up.
To hold your chaptstick. (Hey, where else is it easy access when you have no pockets?)
To aid that whole 'breast feeding' thing whilst having a small one.
And last but not least, manipulative mind control.