Man Get's Kicked in Genitals
Man was kicked violently in the genitals on... Today.
Fred Wilson, 21, had been waiting, patiently, at the bus stop on Richmond road for some time when a group of hooligans walked by.
"They were screaming 'DON'T FORGET TO SAVE ON FOODS' at a level normally reserved for movie theater sound systems." says Wilson.
Later, at a press conference held in California, US, it was confirmed that the alleged hooligans were provoked by Mr. Wilson calling them all "RET4rdS!".
When asked if they were going to press charges the hooligans replied, "HAILZ YEAH!"
Wilson was fined fifty kicks in the groin by the three hooligans and their dumb friends.
Fred Wilson, 21, had been waiting, patiently, at the bus stop on Richmond road for some time when a group of hooligans walked by.
"They were screaming 'DON'T FORGET TO SAVE ON FOODS' at a level normally reserved for movie theater sound systems." says Wilson.
Later, at a press conference held in California, US, it was confirmed that the alleged hooligans were provoked by Mr. Wilson calling them all "RET4rdS!".
When asked if they were going to press charges the hooligans replied, "HAILZ YEAH!"
Wilson was fined fifty kicks in the groin by the three hooligans and their dumb friends.