WTF article of the day
so, Marieke just send me this article:
http://frontpage.fok.nl/nieuws/109347/-Kapster-maakt-van-overvaller-seksslaaf.html
And for all you non-Dutch speaking people, I'll translate (apologies for all errors and weird sentences, I'm a bit hung-over-ish right now XD)
Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave
A Russian hairdresser has some explaining to do to the judge. The hairdresser was working together with a colleague at the local hairdressershop of Kaluga when suddenly a robber came in.
At about 17:00 o'clock the robber came in, armed with a shotgun, and demanded the money from the cash register. One of the hairdressers, who happened to be practiced in judo and taekwondo, overpowered the meanie within no time, after which she could calmly carry him to the basement en tie him with the cord of a blowdryer. After this, she came back upstairs and told her shocked colleague and customer that she would call the police. She didn't.
After working hours she went back downstairs, gave the robber a couple of viagra pills, clicked some funky pink fluffy cuffs on him and used him during three days as a sex slave.
After he got free the robber immediately went to the police and pressed charges against her. The frontskin of his penis was ripped because of the rapes.
The woman responded shocked after the charges: "This is ridiculous. We had sex a couple of times. I even gave him new trousers. I gave him food every day and before I let him go I gave him 1000 roebels (22,76 euros)". The robber admitted that he got plenty of food. Because the hairdresser is so furious with the charges she pressed charges against the robber herself as well.
The police isn't sure yet what will happen with both people. "It's a shame they're not in cell (??) together, they'd make a cute couple", said one police officer.
.......right. o.O
http://frontpage.fok.nl/nieuws/109347/-Kapster-maakt-van-overvaller-seksslaaf.html
And for all you non-Dutch speaking people, I'll translate (apologies for all errors and weird sentences, I'm a bit hung-over-ish right now XD)
Hairdresser turns robber into sex slave
A Russian hairdresser has some explaining to do to the judge. The hairdresser was working together with a colleague at the local hairdressershop of Kaluga when suddenly a robber came in.
At about 17:00 o'clock the robber came in, armed with a shotgun, and demanded the money from the cash register. One of the hairdressers, who happened to be practiced in judo and taekwondo, overpowered the meanie within no time, after which she could calmly carry him to the basement en tie him with the cord of a blowdryer. After this, she came back upstairs and told her shocked colleague and customer that she would call the police. She didn't.
After working hours she went back downstairs, gave the robber a couple of viagra pills, clicked some funky pink fluffy cuffs on him and used him during three days as a sex slave.
After he got free the robber immediately went to the police and pressed charges against her. The frontskin of his penis was ripped because of the rapes.
The woman responded shocked after the charges: "This is ridiculous. We had sex a couple of times. I even gave him new trousers. I gave him food every day and before I let him go I gave him 1000 roebels (22,76 euros)". The robber admitted that he got plenty of food. Because the hairdresser is so furious with the charges she pressed charges against the robber herself as well.
The police isn't sure yet what will happen with both people. "It's a shame they're not in cell (??) together, they'd make a cute couple", said one police officer.
.......right. o.O