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[lotsoftitles]

Ah, Christmas time again. The time of cheer and good will.

And a time to make a lot of money.

So for a special holiday discount, I, Saga Keiji, am willing to rent out my services to anyone!

Designer, director, actor, anything to do with appearance or entertainment, I can do it for you and it'll be a guaranteed hit or your money back!

So are you

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[lotsoftitles]

To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

I read that at age eight. Once. Memorization is easy and I can pick up anything quickly.

[redheadnextdoor]

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[Attached: membership form for the Tetha Theater Troope]

How'd you like to be a last minute replacement for a actor who dropped out of my upcoming play?

[lotsoftitles]

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I'd love too. I can even help with the costuming.

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[redheadnextdoor]

Fantastic...the part is...well Scrooge.

I know it's alot to ask on such short notice but the Goblimon who was gonna do it dropped out when he found out we couldn't pay him till after the show.

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[lotsoftitles]

Not the usual type I go into, but I love a challenge!

And I can be patient for the payment.

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[redheadnextdoor]

Wonderful!

[Attached: Map]

Here's where we practice, see you tonight.

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[lotsoftitles]

See you tonight.