Mostly Sarcastic But Somewhat Not Post
Omg you guys, best thing ever.
If you buy a "hand-crafted beverage" from Starbucks on World AIDS Day (12/1) they will give a whole 5 cents to the Global Fund for AIDS relief (in Africa).
Starbucks - you are truly a martyr.
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(Okay so you should still do it, even though they're a bunch of cheap bastards. 5 cents is better than no cents, after all, and even though I hate coffee and don't like Starbucks in general, I'll probably still get something that day. "Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!" as my family would say. And you wonder that I turned out the way I did, lol.)
ETA: BWAHAHA I'm not the only one who thinks Starbucks is being ridiculous!!! - Go join this Facebook group if you like!
If you buy a "hand-crafted beverage" from Starbucks on World AIDS Day (12/1) they will give a whole 5 cents to the Global Fund for AIDS relief (in Africa).
Starbucks - you are truly a martyr.
...
(Okay so you should still do it, even though they're a bunch of cheap bastards. 5 cents is better than no cents, after all, and even though I hate coffee and don't like Starbucks in general, I'll probably still get something that day. "Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!" as my family would say. And you wonder that I turned out the way I did, lol.)
ETA: BWAHAHA I'm not the only one who thinks Starbucks is being ridiculous!!! - Go join this Facebook group if you like!