Legolas "Life isn't fair!" Thranduilion

[lotrsues]

If this were written for the author's benefit I would have mailed it to her, any flamers are acting entirely on their own initiative.

Notes: Well, I've never seen Legostu try to kill someone before.

Title: When great things come undone
Author: Angstgoddess69 (Oh jeez.)
Summary: "Aragorn goes to Mirkwood on an official visit, where he meets a

Comments

[lame_pegasus]

Quote of a review:

YES!! *does Arwen is mortally wounded dance* Arwen-bitch is dying is dying, is dying. Arwen-bitch is dying, tralalala.

God they're all sick, Sick, sick, sick.

[maran_z]

I don't understand this irrational hatred of Arwen...When in the books, or even the movies, has she ever acted like a bitch?

Stupid...urgh...things. I can't even express my anger toward them.

[lame_pegasus]

Well... she's beautiful beyond belief, she is elvish (and she was also beautiful beyond belief in the movies, at least IMO) and more than that , she's the eternal love of the future King of Gondor--- and that keeps Aragorn of course from bedding half the fellowship and celebrating an endless "sweet lurve" with a certain elf.

Enough reason to hate her, obviously.

[_silverleaf_]

Probably it also has something to do with the whole Arwen-stealing-Glorfindel's-part, but on the other hand fangurrrls wouldn't know... Too many of them hasn't read the books, sadly enough. -_-

[nobleplatypus]

It was no normal hatred, but a pure, wholesome hatred...

Hatred: part of a balanced breakfast!!

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?

[canpin]

AND ALL I WANTED WAS FOR A MOMENTS WITH HIM ALONE, BUT I CAN’T! ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! I WILL DIE SOON, DO YOU KNOW THAT?

there's nothing else to say but hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

[zakkati]

Estel’s head was spinning.

That's not the only thing. Where is the Prof' buried btw? He must have made himself a nice little tunnel to the other side of the world by now!

[_pyromatic]

‘WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS? WHY?’ Legolas suddenly yelled, ‘CAN YOU NOT TELL I AM COMPLETELY FALLING FOR THIS HUMAN? I KNOW I CAN’T HAVE HIM, BECAUSE HE’S SO IN LOVE WITH A STUPID PATHETIC THING LIKE YOU, AND ALL I WANTED WAS FOR A MOMENTS WITH HIM ALONE, BUT I CAN’T! ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! I WILL DIE SOON, DO YOU KNOW THAT? MY LOVE FOR HIM WILL CONSUME ME, AND SOON ENOUGH MY HEART WILL BREAK AND THEN I WILL DIE! I HATE YOU! I HAVE NEVER EVER HATED ANYONE AS I HATE YOU! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!‘ he pressed forward with his knife, a completely murderous glint in his eyes.

How can anyone ever possibly think that is good writing? Do they even read what they're typing?

[helijt]

I think any thoughts they might have about the story have at this point been drowned under a voice in their heads going "Unleash the capslocks of rage!" over and over and over again.

Seriously. Why couldn't this author just express Legolas' emotions with fifteen exclamation points per sentence, just like all the other Suethors do?

[_pyromatic]

"Unleash the capslocks of rage!"

*gigglesnort* That's just... pure Suethor right there

[canpin]

i would have liked them to kiss. bloody Safin.