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helijt, in regards to yet another horrid Mary Sue:
So, Sauron used to have a family. I can only imagine what his childhood would have been like:
"Sauron, stop killing your nannies! That was the third one this week, for Elbereth's sake!"
*Baby Sauron gurgles adorably*
"Sauron, why does the basement look like an orc breeding ground?"
"Um... Would you believe it if I told it was just for biology homework?"
"Sauron! How many times do I have to tell you: no making of evil jewelry after 11 p.m.?"'
"But Dad, that's not fair! I'll never be an evil overlord if you don't let me practice!"
So, Sauron used to have a family. I can only imagine what his childhood would have been like:
"Sauron, stop killing your nannies! That was the third one this week, for Elbereth's sake!"
*Baby Sauron gurgles adorably*
"Sauron, why does the basement look like an orc breeding ground?"
"Um... Would you believe it if I told it was just for biology homework?"
"Sauron! How many times do I have to tell you: no making of evil jewelry after 11 p.m.?"'
"But Dad, that's not fair! I'll never be an evil overlord if you don't let me practice!"