John summarizes the LotR books in the hopes of getting fic

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crantz wants Theoden fic. I say I have to reread the books.

TakaCrantz: although it can be summarized as:
narrator: your new step-mother father's advisor says he hates you. but wants your sister.
Eomer: goddamnit!
Theodred: bugger, I'm dead
Eowyn: I have gender issues
Theoden: wuzzat?
Grima: Yo, dudes. I work for Sauron.
Theoden: damn you!
Grima: toodles
Theoden: to war! crap, a horse fell on me

jadegemyni: that is the best fic ever