Annnnnnd. I called that.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOST IS BACK BABY!!!!! Ok, I highly recommend not reading this if you don't want to be spoiled for the Premier if for some strange reason you missed it or live in England or something. You know those things. Ugg, I can now survive until May because I have something to live for now. However. Once we hit may and LOST ends forever I am going to be highly depressed for a month and then I better have a vacation to go on to raise my spirits. Maybe my parents will be so tired of a pitiful person depressed about a show ending walking around the house they will beg me to leave. Ok. My Rant.
AHHHHHH!!!! ok so I totally rocked that episode. I love LOST because I love using the part of my brain that is the puzzle solver, I like making connections and finding references and putting events together and coming up with theories, that's why a lot of people go into sciencey things, I watch LOST. Right so, the beginning. Number 1. Desmond looked hot as hell tonight. Holy Shit. You know I haven't actually thought about him in so long it was like a brand new thing. Gah. Sexy. Number 2. Rose and Bernard are the cutest things ever, like that is the cutest couple I've ever seen no joke, Iove them. 3. The computer shot where we go down from 815 into the water and through the reef or whatever to find the island ruins? Wort CGI I've ever seen in my life. It looked like I was playing a video game. Ok, on island. Sawyer and Juliet are the second cutest couple I've ever seen and I was very upset when Juliet died. I hate it when people die in the middle of sentences especially when the sentence starts. "I have to tell you something really really important...." *dies* fail. I was so close to punching my screen. Terry O'Quinn is my God. That man. Ugg. Seriously. I really like the alternate time line because that's the Locke I used to like before he became preachy and annoying. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE his villian portrayal as Esau. As I will be calling him until I know his name because that is Jacob's brother in the bible and it makes sense. I LOVE Esau. He's a badass super awesome creeping up there with Voldemort Scar and Morgoth on the Best Villains of all time list. I SO CALLED that he was smokey. SO CALLED THAT!!!! I've been trying to figure out Richard with the chains comment. My guess is that Richard is like Prometheus that he did something to anger Esau, got punished for it, and Jacob freed him thus why he works for him. But I LOVED the scenes with Esau and Ben, if Terry O'Quinn isn't nominated for an Emmy this season I am going to blow a gasket. I don't at all understand the Egypt vs the Mayans theme going on. The 4 toed statue is Sobek and the temple is a Mayan pyramid. What the fuck. Nor do I quite understand the Asian theme within the Mayan pyramid. What's with the weird Asian man and his lackeys? However, the pool thing with Sayid was totally a bible reference in plural ways. Number one Baptism. Just duh. Number two there's that story in the Gosple of John with the pool and when the waters are stirred by an angel the first one in gets healed. Same basic idea. And then when they took him out? With the arms? Come on. Jesus reference. And Jacob is totally the Christ figure so it only makes sense that he is resurrected. My personal favorite part. That Jesus FINALLY looks like a middle eastern man. the why he's supposed to. However, as much as I hate Jack with a fiery passion I'm kind of disappointed that he isn't the new Jacob. It only seemed fitting since Jack and Locke have been the opposing forces since the beginning. Sayid seemed kind of a random choice. Maybe it's a redemption thing, save everyone because of all the lives he hurt, seeing as he was talking about his after death fate in the teaser. But still, I don't really understand the choice of character. And Hurley? John the Baptist. Preparing the way of the lord. He brought the Ankh that let them into the temple he's the one Jacob told to bring Sayid there. I'm not quite understanding the giant Ankh. I know it's a symbol of life and blah blah blah but...it seems a little cliche. Please everyone uses Ankhs. I chuckle every time I see one because I'm an immature college student and it's a phallic symbol, hence my giggles. Especially the giant one? Oh that got a laugh. I like the circle of ash shout out to Indian mythology too. Yay Prince Rama!!! Ok, I have an issue with Dominic Monaghan. EVERYONE else in the Alternate time line looked the same as they did season 1. Same hair same costume. Everything. Charlie did not have the same hair as he did when we first started and it REALLY pissed me off. I was like, Dom, my man, just put on a wig. Then of course I though "Do you vear vigs?" and laughed. Obviously Dom does not wear wigs. And he was way out of Charlieness. I was a little disappointed in Dom this evening sadly. But it was a good start to the season. I'm excited, I can see that they are going to be giving us answers. And I'm MUY TRES UBER WICKED EXCITED! God I love this show....
AHHHHHH!!!! ok so I totally rocked that episode. I love LOST because I love using the part of my brain that is the puzzle solver, I like making connections and finding references and putting events together and coming up with theories, that's why a lot of people go into sciencey things, I watch LOST. Right so, the beginning. Number 1. Desmond looked hot as hell tonight. Holy Shit. You know I haven't actually thought about him in so long it was like a brand new thing. Gah. Sexy. Number 2. Rose and Bernard are the cutest things ever, like that is the cutest couple I've ever seen no joke, Iove them. 3. The computer shot where we go down from 815 into the water and through the reef or whatever to find the island ruins? Wort CGI I've ever seen in my life. It looked like I was playing a video game. Ok, on island. Sawyer and Juliet are the second cutest couple I've ever seen and I was very upset when Juliet died. I hate it when people die in the middle of sentences especially when the sentence starts. "I have to tell you something really really important...." *dies* fail. I was so close to punching my screen. Terry O'Quinn is my God. That man. Ugg. Seriously. I really like the alternate time line because that's the Locke I used to like before he became preachy and annoying. And I LOVE LOVE LOVE his villian portrayal as Esau. As I will be calling him until I know his name because that is Jacob's brother in the bible and it makes sense. I LOVE Esau. He's a badass super awesome creeping up there with Voldemort Scar and Morgoth on the Best Villains of all time list. I SO CALLED that he was smokey. SO CALLED THAT!!!! I've been trying to figure out Richard with the chains comment. My guess is that Richard is like Prometheus that he did something to anger Esau, got punished for it, and Jacob freed him thus why he works for him. But I LOVED the scenes with Esau and Ben, if Terry O'Quinn isn't nominated for an Emmy this season I am going to blow a gasket. I don't at all understand the Egypt vs the Mayans theme going on. The 4 toed statue is Sobek and the temple is a Mayan pyramid. What the fuck. Nor do I quite understand the Asian theme within the Mayan pyramid. What's with the weird Asian man and his lackeys? However, the pool thing with Sayid was totally a bible reference in plural ways. Number one Baptism. Just duh. Number two there's that story in the Gosple of John with the pool and when the waters are stirred by an angel the first one in gets healed. Same basic idea. And then when they took him out? With the arms? Come on. Jesus reference. And Jacob is totally the Christ figure so it only makes sense that he is resurrected. My personal favorite part. That Jesus FINALLY looks like a middle eastern man. the why he's supposed to. However, as much as I hate Jack with a fiery passion I'm kind of disappointed that he isn't the new Jacob. It only seemed fitting since Jack and Locke have been the opposing forces since the beginning. Sayid seemed kind of a random choice. Maybe it's a redemption thing, save everyone because of all the lives he hurt, seeing as he was talking about his after death fate in the teaser. But still, I don't really understand the choice of character. And Hurley? John the Baptist. Preparing the way of the lord. He brought the Ankh that let them into the temple he's the one Jacob told to bring Sayid there. I'm not quite understanding the giant Ankh. I know it's a symbol of life and blah blah blah but...it seems a little cliche. Please everyone uses Ankhs. I chuckle every time I see one because I'm an immature college student and it's a phallic symbol, hence my giggles. Especially the giant one? Oh that got a laugh. I like the circle of ash shout out to Indian mythology too. Yay Prince Rama!!! Ok, I have an issue with Dominic Monaghan. EVERYONE else in the Alternate time line looked the same as they did season 1. Same hair same costume. Everything. Charlie did not have the same hair as he did when we first started and it REALLY pissed me off. I was like, Dom, my man, just put on a wig. Then of course I though "Do you vear vigs?" and laughed. Obviously Dom does not wear wigs. And he was way out of Charlieness. I was a little disappointed in Dom this evening sadly. But it was a good start to the season. I'm excited, I can see that they are going to be giving us answers. And I'm MUY TRES UBER WICKED EXCITED! God I love this show....