I have the "Swan Princess" stuck in my head.
So what smart decisions did I make today? Well I woke up at noon to start with, you’re thinking how is that a bad decision? I skipped mass. I feel bad. I then proceeded to have a conversation with a robot for 45 minutes. Cleverbot.com everyone. That robot is an ass. Went to the dance concert. Not a bad decision but I was less than impressed by most of it. There were a few dances that were awesome but most just looked chaotic and messy. I talked on the phone for far to long today. I’m going to be poor with my lovely bill coming up. I did get my English paper done and picked out a monologue for class. Then what did I do? Instead of getting a jump on the paper which is due on Friday I decided that I wanted a playlist of songs with each month in the title of the different songs. Well that just killed an hour of my time. I really should take a shower. I feel messy and gross. Partially because I am and partially I just feel nasty. I should shower though because I have to look nice tomorrow. I hate looking nice. Frankly I find nice looking clothes uncomfortable, badly phrased, they aren’t uncomfortable they make me feel uncomfortable. Clothes that properly fit make me feel uncomfortable….Stacy and Clinton would have a field day with me. I’d go on What Not to Wear, I think it’d be fun! I just decided to evaluate my current outfit and if I’m lucky they might let me keep my shirt but I doubt it, my lovely several sizes to large sweatpants are gone though, there is no hope for them. See if I wanted to I could be very stylish and have a very nice wardrobe I just choose not to. I know the rules. My sweats are goners because they are gathered and tapered. This is also the reason they are lazy pants and I don’t wear them outside my dorm. I feel like I should do that, go through my wardrobe with an eye for fashion just for fun. See what I wind up with. I can tell you right now it would be very VERY little. Frankly I can’t keep anything that’s in my dresser. It’s all big t-shirts. I can think of like 2 pairs of jeans I would be able to keep but the rest don’t fit anymore so those should go. Um…in my closet…I could probably keep most of but I see a few button ups that should go. And they’d make me lose all my awesome socks. Which would be sad. Um, shoes, HOPFULLY they’d throw the ones with the bows away. I probably have to ditch my beloved crocs and my tatty sneakers, frankly I can’t think of a shoe they would let me keep….Well I’m glad I took the time to come to the already known conclusion that my clothes are shitty and not do my homework. Now I really want to watch What not to Wear. Grumble. Off to Procrastinate some more…I mean….look up stuff about censorship in the arts…..