My adventure for tomorrow
includes having four of my teeth, sometimes known as wisdom teeth,
violently and painfully ripped from my gums, which they have until now called home.
All of this is to occur while I am in a deep drug-induced sleep.
My two consolations:
1) Tomorrow Chris is coming over after the surgery and we're having a movie marathon.
Or maybe just being so drugged that I fall asleep and then he falls asleep because I'm asleep.
2) I now own my very own copy of Amelie <3
SO BASICALLY.
When I was originally supposed to get them out over spring break, I announced that I was having a contest.
That contest is going to take place now instead.
It is:
Who can bring me the best homemade milkshake?
Go.