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Good news, I'll be living off-campus next semester! Pegasus pointe probably. I'm super excited, privacy finally!
Speaking of, last night my roommate came in totally on something. He was clutching himself like a baby alien was going to eat its way out of his stomach, like in that movie, then he ran into the bathroom to birth the thing. He was in there for about 20 minutes before I decided to make sure he didn't pass out or choke on his own vomit. He probably would have been dead anyways by then. When I open the door it smelled absolutely horrifying. I could have died if my sinuses weren't congested. So I ask him if he was okay and said I wanted to make sure he didn't pass out. And he responded all happy-like "Oh yeah dude, I'm great!!!". So I went back to my reading, and he stayed in the bathroom for another 20 minutes. I figured if he died after I checked up on him it would have been how he wanted to go, curled up on the bathroom floor in a pool of his own vomit. Can you blame him?
In other news, I've been sick. And the way I got sick is totally ironic. Also, the Poisonwood Bible is an amazing book. I can't put it down.
Speaking of, last night my roommate came in totally on something. He was clutching himself like a baby alien was going to eat its way out of his stomach, like in that movie, then he ran into the bathroom to birth the thing. He was in there for about 20 minutes before I decided to make sure he didn't pass out or choke on his own vomit. He probably would have been dead anyways by then. When I open the door it smelled absolutely horrifying. I could have died if my sinuses weren't congested. So I ask him if he was okay and said I wanted to make sure he didn't pass out. And he responded all happy-like "Oh yeah dude, I'm great!!!". So I went back to my reading, and he stayed in the bathroom for another 20 minutes. I figured if he died after I checked up on him it would have been how he wanted to go, curled up on the bathroom floor in a pool of his own vomit. Can you blame him?
In other news, I've been sick. And the way I got sick is totally ironic. Also, the Poisonwood Bible is an amazing book. I can't put it down.