Mawige is what bwings us twogether twoday
You are cordially invited to the wedding of
Lori
~and~
Jude Law
January 22, 2011 at 9 pm
Location: Paris
'What will your wedding invitation look like?'
(QuizGalaxy.com)
Dear Hair Club For Men,
My future husband really needs your help now so I don't laugh uncontrollably at our wedding in three years. Seriously, help me!
Sincerely,
Lori
And I think amy_star_ is going to steal him from me in 2048. Unless I do laugh uncontrollably at our wedding in which case it will be the shortest marriage in the history of ever. "Yeah, I just married this man ten minutes ago and I'd like to divorce him for being too sensitive about his receding hairline."
FIRST REACTION: Okay this is called FIRST REACTION... type what comes to your mind first whenever you hear these words. Don't think and don't go back and change. Doesn't matter how random just type it! Repost it for all of your friends.
1. Cigarettes: People look incredibly sexy smoking but it is oh so bad for you.
2. Sex: Yay!
3. Relationships: Complicated.
4. Your Last Ex: Complicated.
5. Power Rangers: Green/White Ranger. Rowr!
6. Crack: iTunes and bookstores
7. The President: How many more years of this shit?
8. Cars: I love my car. :-)
9. Gas Prices: *headdesk*
10. Halloween: So much more about my daughter than me now.
11. Bon Jovi: 80's hair
12. Religion: Too many are exclusive rather than inclusive.
13. Myspace: Creepy. But everyone I know is on it and I am a sheep.
14. Worst fear: Right now? Dying before I can accomplish the things I truly want to do in life.
15. Marriage: Not for everyone, but definitely for me.
16. Paris Hilton: Why do I care?
17. Brunettes: FTW!
18. Redheads: Ah, sometimes I wish I were one. And sometimes I think about becoming one.
19: Politics: Quagmire, but they kind of count on the fact that people don't pay attention to what they're really doing.
20: Pass the time: Teh internets, books, tv, music
21. One night stands: I like the idea but could never do it myself. Stupid intimacy issues.
22. Cell Phone: Woe it is outdated and I want to switch vendors and I am stuck in a contract until next October and the early termination fee would be about the same as buying a new cell phone through my current vendor. But Jack Bauer had my cell phone last season. So...yay?
23. Pixie Stix: omg nostalgia!
24. Vanilla Ice cream: With apple pie!
25. Port a Potties: It would have to be a REAL emergency.
26. High school: So glad that's over.
27. Pajamas: Only when absolutely necessary.
28. Wood: I'm with phoenixforhire on this one: Oliver Wood!
29. Wet Socks: Squishy.
30. Alcohol: I can take it or leave it.
31. The word HATE: Overused and misused much like the word love.
32. Your best friend: Going for attempt #3 at the bar exam.
33. Money: Not as much of an issue these days as it was. But it would still be nice to have just a little bit more so I don't worry.
34. Heartache: It does no good to try to avoid it.
35. Love: Quite possibly the best thing in the whole wide world.
36. Time: Was that my biological clock that just went off? Again?
37. Divorce: I like that it's more acceptable for people to get out of bad situations, but I think the greater acceptance means that some people get married with the thought that "oh well if it doesn't work out I can always get divorced!" And that's just irresponsible.