when assholes attack
ajamESBEHF ar: How are the kids?
ajamESBEHF ar: Honey?
SkittleGrl451: huh?
ajamESBEHF ar: How are you?
SkittleGrl451: Pardon me, but do I know you?
ajamESBEHF ar: Oh, that's real nice Jess.
ajamESBEHF ar: I understand we haven't been close for a while
ajamESBEHF ar: but you don't have to do that act.
SkittleGrl451: ...seriously, I don't recognize the screen name
SkittleGrl451: who are you?
ajamESBEHF ar: You knew me along time ago
SkittleGrl451: Someone from ZCLSN?
ajamESBEHF ar: when we were madly in love.
ajamESBEHF ar: We had fun for a while
ajamESBEHF ar: but you decided that ol' Aria wasn't much fun.
SkittleGrl451: ah, I see
ajamESBEHF ar: So you dropped me like a flaming bag of shit.
ajamESBEHF ar: And now I'm left with nothing!
SkittleGrl451: ...
ajamESBEHF ar: Nothing to say?
ajamESBEHF ar: No surprise there.
SkittleGrl451: Seriously man, it was creepy then, and it's creepy now
ajamESBEHF ar: Love is not creepy, lover.
ajamESBEHF ar: You just need to be reminded.
SkittleGrl451: ...
ajamESBEHF ar: What state do you live in.
SkittleGrl451: no comment
ajamESBEHF ar: What?
ajamESBEHF ar: Listen you little skank.
ajamESBEHF ar: You can't run from our love forever!
SkittleGrl451: Ok, what the fuck. I'm seriously not in the mood for this bullshit
ajamESBEHF ar: Well you better get in the mood!
SkittleGrl451: ...stop talking to me. now
ajamESBEHF ar: I WILL FOREVER TOUCH MYSELF THINKING ABOUT YOU JESS.
SkittleGrl451: Lesse, I wonder if I could report sexual harassment to someone...
ajamESBEHF ar: I'm going to report a theft
ajamESBEHF ar: because YOU STOLE MY HEART.
SkittleGrl451: you think I'm joking, but I'm not
ajamESBEHF ar: You know what isn't funny?
SkittleGrl451: what?
ajamESBEHF ar: Dave Chappelle may be dying.
SkittleGrl451: ok, so, lots of people die.
ajamESBEHF ar: Are you that heartless?
SkittleGrl451: well, no, but I care more about my family members that are dying than some asshole comedian who sucks at life and probably is killing himself with stds
SkittleGrl451: and drugs
ajamESBEHF ar: Dave Chappelle
ajamESBEHF ar: is a clean man.
SkittleGrl451: fine
ajamESBEHF ar: So when do you want to get back together?
SkittleGrl451: ...stop talking. now
ajamESBEHF ar: You always hurt the one you love.
ajamESBEHF ar: Honey?
SkittleGrl451: I might as well block you, you dumb fuck
ajamESBEHF ar: JESSICA NO.
ajamESBEHF ar: I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME.
SkittleGrl451: ...
SkittleGrl451: you. are. a stupid. dick
ajamESBEHF ar: Stupid with love
ajamESBEHF ar: FOR YOU
ajamESBEHF ar: LET'S HAVE SEX.
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SkittleGrl451: I would focus on point 2 if I were you
ajamESBEHF ar: If love is unlawful
ajamESBEHF ar: I don't want to be innocent!
SkittleGrl451: ...sexual harassment is illegal
ajamESBEHF ar: Beastiality isn't illegal in Washington state.
SkittleGrl451: .......
ajamESBEHF ar: Well it's true.
SkittleGrl451: wow, y'know, i won't report this; you can keep talking, and all my friends can laugh at your idiocy later
ajamESBEHF ar: Ok.
SkittleGrl451: yay! He stopped talking
There are no words.
ajamESBEHF ar: Honey?
SkittleGrl451: huh?
ajamESBEHF ar: How are you?
SkittleGrl451: Pardon me, but do I know you?
ajamESBEHF ar: Oh, that's real nice Jess.
ajamESBEHF ar: I understand we haven't been close for a while
ajamESBEHF ar: but you don't have to do that act.
SkittleGrl451: ...seriously, I don't recognize the screen name
SkittleGrl451: who are you?
ajamESBEHF ar: You knew me along time ago
SkittleGrl451: Someone from ZCLSN?
ajamESBEHF ar: when we were madly in love.
ajamESBEHF ar: We had fun for a while
ajamESBEHF ar: but you decided that ol' Aria wasn't much fun.
SkittleGrl451: ah, I see
ajamESBEHF ar: So you dropped me like a flaming bag of shit.
ajamESBEHF ar: And now I'm left with nothing!
SkittleGrl451: ...
ajamESBEHF ar: Nothing to say?
ajamESBEHF ar: No surprise there.
SkittleGrl451: Seriously man, it was creepy then, and it's creepy now
ajamESBEHF ar: Love is not creepy, lover.
ajamESBEHF ar: You just need to be reminded.
SkittleGrl451: ...
ajamESBEHF ar: What state do you live in.
SkittleGrl451: no comment
ajamESBEHF ar: What?
ajamESBEHF ar: Listen you little skank.
ajamESBEHF ar: You can't run from our love forever!
SkittleGrl451: Ok, what the fuck. I'm seriously not in the mood for this bullshit
ajamESBEHF ar: Well you better get in the mood!
SkittleGrl451: ...stop talking to me. now
ajamESBEHF ar: I WILL FOREVER TOUCH MYSELF THINKING ABOUT YOU JESS.
SkittleGrl451: Lesse, I wonder if I could report sexual harassment to someone...
ajamESBEHF ar: I'm going to report a theft
ajamESBEHF ar: because YOU STOLE MY HEART.
SkittleGrl451: you think I'm joking, but I'm not
ajamESBEHF ar: You know what isn't funny?
SkittleGrl451: what?
ajamESBEHF ar: Dave Chappelle may be dying.
SkittleGrl451: ok, so, lots of people die.
ajamESBEHF ar: Are you that heartless?
SkittleGrl451: well, no, but I care more about my family members that are dying than some asshole comedian who sucks at life and probably is killing himself with stds
SkittleGrl451: and drugs
ajamESBEHF ar: Dave Chappelle
ajamESBEHF ar: is a clean man.
SkittleGrl451: fine
ajamESBEHF ar: So when do you want to get back together?
SkittleGrl451: ...stop talking. now
ajamESBEHF ar: You always hurt the one you love.
ajamESBEHF ar: Honey?
SkittleGrl451: I might as well block you, you dumb fuck
ajamESBEHF ar: JESSICA NO.
ajamESBEHF ar: I WANT YOU INSIDE OF ME.
SkittleGrl451: ...
SkittleGrl451: you. are. a stupid. dick
ajamESBEHF ar: Stupid with love
ajamESBEHF ar: FOR YOU
ajamESBEHF ar: LET'S HAVE SEX.
SkittleGrl451: You May Use the AIM Products for Lawful Purposes Only
You may use AIM Products for lawful purposes only. You may not post on or transmit through community areas (e.g., message boards, chat, e-mail, calendars, instant messaging products) or other means any material that (1) violates or infringes in any way upon the rights of others, (2) is unlawful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, vulgar, obscene, profane, indecent or otherwise objectionable, (3) encourages conduct that would constitute a criminal offense, (4) gives rise to civil liability, (5) violates any policies posted in any community areas or (6) otherwise violates any law. You also may not undertake any conduct that, in AOL's judgment, restricts or inhibits any other user from using or enjoying the AIM Products, including without limitation the community areas.
SkittleGrl451: I would focus on point 2 if I were you
ajamESBEHF ar: If love is unlawful
ajamESBEHF ar: I don't want to be innocent!
SkittleGrl451: ...sexual harassment is illegal
ajamESBEHF ar: Beastiality isn't illegal in Washington state.
SkittleGrl451: .......
ajamESBEHF ar: Well it's true.
SkittleGrl451: wow, y'know, i won't report this; you can keep talking, and all my friends can laugh at your idiocy later
ajamESBEHF ar: Ok.
SkittleGrl451: yay! He stopped talking
There are no words.