*Ahem*
People of Dol Amroth.
Due to a breakdown in communications and the fact that your prince needs some time off to live up to the finest traditions of the Royal Family yep, he cracked, he's an axe murderer too, I am temporarily taking control of this principality.
No, I don't care about your bloody "Salic Law", you have a choice between me, the angst-ridden sometimes-hobbit or the drooling imbecile. And the drooling imbecile isn't as easy to handle as he looks.
Right, if you're looking for me, comfy leather chair behind boss's desk. Shuffling paperwork.
Oh, and one law is changed: fair's fair, if the swans attack you, you can defend yourself now.
Thank you,
Lothiriel.
Erchi, if I wind up in deep shit over this, it's all your fault, mmkay, precious?
Due to a breakdown in communications and the fact that your prince needs some time off to live up to the finest traditions of the Royal Family yep, he cracked, he's an axe murderer too, I am temporarily taking control of this principality.
No, I don't care about your bloody "Salic Law", you have a choice between me, the angst-ridden sometimes-hobbit or the drooling imbecile. And the drooling imbecile isn't as easy to handle as he looks.
Right, if you're looking for me, comfy leather chair behind boss's desk. Shuffling paperwork.
Oh, and one law is changed: fair's fair, if the swans attack you, you can defend yourself now.
Thank you,
Lothiriel.
Erchi, if I wind up in deep shit over this, it's all your fault, mmkay, precious?