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lothiriel

Roll up, roll up!

Dec 31, 2002 20:32

Since my beloved husband seems to be incapable of even saying "hello" to people without forming a soul bond with them, I have decided that I, as his long-suffering wife, may as well make some cash out of it.

So here we have it: the Eomer Eadig soul bond application form!

SOUL BOND APPLICATION FORM
Name: ______________________________
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eomer_of_rohan December 31 2002, 15:05:18 UTC

*through a gritted-teeth smile* What a wonderful way to make more money for your public sanitation hobby, my dear. Please ignore that low rhythmic thudding sound, it's just my head against a wall.

*smiles sweetly* lothiriel December 31 2002, 15:10:22 UTC

Well if you consider the health of your people to be a "hobby", then I quite understand that you're feeling frustrated. But Dred isn't around and no-one appears to be collecting taxes and the Rohan treasury is getting low, and since that's the source for my allowance, I thought I ought to maybe try and top it up a bit.

I *knew* you'd understand, sweetie.

Kiss?

Re: *smiles sweetly* eomer_of_rohan January 1 2003, 15:03:46 UTC

Yes darling, it's quite humiliating creative. Maybe next you should set up a dunking booth for me? Clean operational sewers are good. Yes. If those pipes empty into the Entwash, I am so not responsible.

I can take my lumps like a man.

*tempted* You're not going to bite my lip off, are you?

Re: *smiles sweetly* lothiriel January 1 2003, 15:15:11 UTC

Well *I* thought it was a good idea. I've been looking at the Rohan accounts, and frankly, keeping Theodred in drain cleaner is an expensive business.

I can take my lumps like a man.

There's my brave ickle Rohirric warrior. I *know* you were at Helm's Deep even if some idiot man said you were 300 leagues away for most of it.

*tempted* You're not going to be bite my lip off, are you?

*gentle kiss from up in Rohan*

Pretty lady eomer_of_rohan January 1 2003, 21:13:21 UTC

Eh, one way or the other, I saved the day and you know it. *grins rakishly*

And...hoo. Even long-distance, m'lady, you can KISS. ... Please don't take my rant too harshly, I'm just...so...tired. This whole thing is hard on me, too...and worse, because it IS my fault. So I have to swallow scoldings from Boromir AND from your family too, and it wears hard. I have no nerves left, I swear, but...I simply can't change what I am. :( *sighs* You know what I want most right now? A really hot bath with you in it. I honestly do. Can I have a raincheck on that?

Sexy man... lothiriel January 1 2003, 23:27:06 UTC

Yes.

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