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...but I couldn't resist! Lmao!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Katelyn!

1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Katelyn!
2. You should always open Katelyn at least an hour before drinking her.
3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Katelyn.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Katelyn.
5. Katelyn can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
6. Katelyn is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Katelyn.
8. Katelyn was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
9. Katelyn can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
10. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Katelyn.

And then, just because I'm so mature and so clever:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about A penis!

1. Czar Paul I banished a penis to Siberia for marching out of step.
2. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets a penis.
3. The liquid inside a penis can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to a penis.
5. A penis became extinct in England in 1486.
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is a penis.
7. A penis is 984 feet tall.
8. A penis can use only about ten percent of its brain!
9. If you drop a penis from more than three metres above ground level, it will always land feet-first!
10. It's bad luck for a flag to touch a penis!

Lol. Yeah. You're supposed to laugh at that second one. Really. :)