"its easily, the hardest thing, ive ever done. kiss me now."
when you are scared to write, something has gone wrong. i don't like to be figured out and i hate to be underestimated.
i would kill for my friends. after long boring nights of hardcore dancing alone in the kitchen, they can make me laugh like no other. joe is a tubby lardass and nick is my great friend [cough, ex-husband, cough] haha. carl saw some boobies and a wang and he was turned on. but whose? im not tellin :O. bahaha. bailey has wonderful taste in music and makes me want to squeeze her short little body. ilu girlfriend. haha. she most definitely reads my mind. ashley sends me christmas cards and is my concert whore, she amazes me. kelsey wants a three-some with me and one of her no drama men. christy wants my ginormous mellons [i've heard they were the best in over 8 counties] because she has the best vagina in tokyo! MUTHA FUCKIN TOKYO, YA HURR!? ko-ko is a skank ho that loves all men. she is cute though. lol. trenty and i have intercourse...the non-sexual kind. [oh touch me, trenty!] bwhahaha. i love to touch kyles hair..the wink is contagious pt2. chris hates me, i still want his @#$%. hahaha. JAY KAY. matt..oh matt. sure matt do. we like to streak in fields after playing long games of freeze out in the middle of winter. we talk until 4:00am and we don't lie...unless he is talking dirty to me ;).
you guys never cease to amaze me.
-ashley
i would kill for my friends. after long boring nights of hardcore dancing alone in the kitchen, they can make me laugh like no other. joe is a tubby lardass and nick is my great friend [cough, ex-husband, cough] haha. carl saw some boobies and a wang and he was turned on. but whose? im not tellin :O. bahaha. bailey has wonderful taste in music and makes me want to squeeze her short little body. ilu girlfriend. haha. she most definitely reads my mind. ashley sends me christmas cards and is my concert whore, she amazes me. kelsey wants a three-some with me and one of her no drama men. christy wants my ginormous mellons [i've heard they were the best in over 8 counties] because she has the best vagina in tokyo! MUTHA FUCKIN TOKYO, YA HURR!? ko-ko is a skank ho that loves all men. she is cute though. lol. trenty and i have intercourse...the non-sexual kind. [oh touch me, trenty!] bwhahaha. i love to touch kyles hair..the wink is contagious pt2. chris hates me, i still want his @#$%. hahaha. JAY KAY. matt..oh matt. sure matt do. we like to streak in fields after playing long games of freeze out in the middle of winter. we talk until 4:00am and we don't lie...unless he is talking dirty to me ;).
you guys never cease to amaze me.
-ashley