Big Bad Wolf for janie_tangerine

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Title: Big Bad Wolf
Author: gottalovev
Recipient: janie_tangerine
Pairing or Characters: Damon Salvatore/Jack Shephard (crossover fic)
Rating, word count: NC-17, about 5250 words
Warnings: The POV character is pretty cruel, but in a 'fun' way? I hope it doesn't trigger anyone. If so, I'm sorry. I do not own any characters, I just play with them.
Prompt: Boone/Jack,

Comments

part I because IT DESERVES MORE CHARACTERS THAT LJ ALLOWS

[janie_tangerine]

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW, MYSTERY PERSON, THAT I CAN'T EVEN. OHMYGOD. (If you are who I might think you are a lot of things are explained but if I'm wrong here ignore me)

OHMYGOD I WAS SO NOT EXPECTING THIS BUT IT WENT BEYOND ANY OF MY POSSIBLE EXPECTATIONS OH MY. THIS COMMENT WILL PROBABLY BE AS LONG AS THE FIC BUT THERE'S SO MUCH AWESOMENESS IN THIS I CAN'T EVEN SAY. OMG I CAN'T EVEN.

Okay, first of all, you SO nailed all my prompts omg. The crack was glorious, the crossdressing was just delicious and you sort of gave me Jack/Boone too and OMGGGGG. You also explained everything so well and so neatly ohmy, this whole thing was such a PLEASURE to read. You got Damon so down pat, snark and evilness and unlikeness and charm and srsly, Damon posing as Boone = hiiii, my brain is going on vacation. And now sorry but I'll end up quoting half of this at you because otherwise I just can't even.

For a second there, Damon felt a spark of real affection for the girl. He still planned to kill her, but maybe last. He could do merciful.

PPFFFF. LOL. OH GOD I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT THAT I don't know how is it that no one asked me what was going on. That was just SO Damon and I love that he was planning to kill Shannon from the beginning lolol.

Hell, he was even starting to miss Stefan.

Which is where you know that things are seriously whacked in Damon's book XDD though seriously, I just loved that he was around fucking with stuff because he was bored with making Stefan miserable. *snort*

The whole Damon gets mistaken as Boone thing was GENIUS. OH, GENIUS. I could so see him take advantage of the occasion and just messing up with stuff, lol. And then I loled even harder at

Damon spent several days stalking Boone and learning all about his boring life and mommy issues. Sabrina was one tough bitch for someone 100% human, Damon had to admit.

SERIOUSLY. Where was this fic all my life??? *loves*

He had seduced Boone, thrilled at the idea of fucking his clone; heck, he was smoking hot, after all.

THIS = A++++++++++++++ I mean. Apart from being so Damon to think that HE is smoking hot (not that it isn't true..) DAMON/BOONE???!!! OH GOD YOU WENT FAR BEYOND YOUR DUTIES AND IT MAKES ME A VERY, VERY HAPPY CAMPER. *FANS* Sorry. I can't turn the capslock off. Hell, I was so gleeful that I didn't even mind TOO much when Damon ended up killing Boone, though I had figured it should have happened in the beginning. Also Damon thinking he should have dropped Boone at Stefan's was so genius lol oh God you killed me. And I loved that he felt KIND OF BAD about it. Oh, Damon. <333

And hey, if he had laid the girl in a spectacular fake display of tortured guilt - he should have embraced acting - and killed the stupid Australian con man pulling a double cross on the sly, it was just nice side benefits. No one could say that Damon Salvatore didn't know how to multitask.

Jesus. This is SO brilliant that I want to manip Damon's face into a cap of that scene, put this sentence over it and use it as a header. No joking. The multitask bit killed me. It's SO Damon omggg.

The whole Damon-seducing-Jack plan was AWESOME. Also I loved Jack being oblivious to parts from one to three, LOL. That was SO Jack. And I loved the bit about the sun on the island annoying the hell out of Damon.

Jack sighed, relieved, and it was so ironic that Damon wasn't considered a threat when he could be anyone's worst nightmare that he almost laughed out loud.

PFFF. I LAUGHED OUT LOUD, TOO. OHMYGOD THAT SENTENCE KILLED ME. SERIOUSLY this POV is so brilliant, you completely rocked it.

AND THEN YOU PUT HIM IN PINK SATIN UNDERWEAR. I THINK MY LOVE FOR YOU AND YOUR BRAIN CAN'T BE MORE THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW.

Of course it worked and Damon could feel Jack's eyes on him a couple of times, especially when he flirted with Sayid just to mix things up a little.

And thanks for nodding at my favorite S1 crack ship. ;) Also, Damon/Sayid would be so hot, but okay. Not the time or the place. And I just LOVED his jabs at Kate and that he ended up having the snark contest with Sawyer. YES?

Re: part II because IT DESERVES MORE CHARACTERS THAT LJ ALLOWS

[janie_tangerine]

And I won't kill you, yet, he didn't add - unless Jack was a lousy lay, or he'd revaluate. He had a limited amount of patience, after all.

OH GOD THIS KILLED ME TOO. IT'S SO DAMON, KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY'RE LOUSY LAYS. <333

Okay. The part where he puts on the women's clothes in the luggage? HOT. HOT. BEYOND HOT. I'm still fanning here, ohmy. I completely was hyperventilating with joy by then XDD mm. And lacy too. I approve. -nod-

dragging his bare feet in the undergrowth to make a bit of noise to attract his attention.

thanks for indulging all my kinks by the way. ;) Mm. Bare feet. YES.

And THEN YOU KILLED ME. THE SEX HOLY... that was so scorching hot. I just loved how Jack lost control and how Damon faked but not really and then when Jack completely lost control my brain fried. Seriously, that was such delicious smut, and all of Damon's comments were just so PERFECT I could hear his voice. And Damon coming without even being touched, oh my. *fans herself* Did I say I don't need my heating at the moment? Because I don't. I just loved how Boone Damon was while having sex with Jack, ohgod. Role playing does suit him, indeed.

Damon suddenly had way more interest in the repressed type, if that was the result when they finally snapped. Holy shit.

THIS. THIS. A+++++ AGAIN. Apart from, uh, HOT, it's totally a kink of mine having Jack being repressed and completely losing it so uh, yes. I'll be in my bunk. For a while.

Guys like Jack were looking for connection and soul sharing moments or bullshit like that. Damon didn't mind one bit breaking Jack's heart if it came to that, but he hated the idea of Jack suddenly going soft and sappy on him. Ugh. He should start working his charm on someone else, Sawyer or Charlie, maybe, to squish that idea right out of Jack's head.

Awww. That kind of made me teary because that's Jack (and that's why if it had been Boone... well, hey, I have a OTP) but then again Damon is so perfectly Damon and the whole thing about working his charm on those other two to have no strings attached sex? AWESOME. And I also love how bored he's with everyone AND THAT HE WENT FEEDING ON THE OTHERS *snort*

Nothing felt quite as good as making Stefan's life a living hell. It had been what, ten years now that he had not done that up close and personal? Damon could not even play with fog all that much, over here, without it looking even more ridiculous than usual.

THE FOG!! YOU REFERENCED THAT RIDICULOUSNESS THAT IS THE FOG AND JUST, the details in this are so precious I can't even say. I love Damon always making remarks about making Stefan's life worse because that's just so IC and again, the fog cracked me up for five minutes. Also I loled at Jack making a move on Kate to reassure his masculinity. And I just loved that Boone's death was just Damon finding a way out and that he already knew about the submarines and stuff.

Heck, he thought, it was better than draining them from all of their blood, as tempting as that was. It's not like Damon was totally insensitive or something. He felt downright magnanimous at this moment, even.

THIIS. God I want to quote this fic forever. It was so perfeect. Also I LOVED that Ethan gave even Damon the creeps. That'd be the guy to creep everyone out.

The weird smoke chose that moment to come and tsk tsk tsk around, flashing images of all of the bad bad things he had done in his life and Damon rolled his eyes.

"Oh, come on. Go patrol elsewhere, Smokey. I have a plan to design."

PFFF DAMON MAKING FUN OF SMOKEY OH MY GOD LOL I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS FOREVER. And Damon not being impressed? YES. YES. YES.

And it would be glorious. Heck, he was Damon Salvatore: all he did had potential for awesomeness, after all.

Most perfect ending in the history of ever. Really. THANK YOU SO MUCH, I'm in love with this fic to ridiculous degrees and just, YES. YES. YES. I love EVERYTHING about it and the crack and the setting and the POV and just everything. *worships* You completely made my MONTH. <33333

Re: part II because IT DESERVES MORE CHARACTERS THAT LJ ALLOWS

[gottalovev]

HI HI!!!!

DID YOU GUESS IT WAS ME?

I've got to tell you janie, I was really happy to write this story for you. I struggled at first because I was writing Jack's POV and at the last scene, I was totally stuck as I was "shit, Boone is never THAT much of an aggressor", when it dawned on me that I was not writing Boone, I was writing Damon. I do still have the other one, I'll see if I can finish it (but Boone would stay Damon, just the fic would be an image/mirror)

so I started over and BOY THAT WAS FUN. I had no experience writing Damon what so ever, but I don't know... I had a blast. When Toes betaed for me, she told be you'd like it, and I was pretty sure that you would not object, but that feedback?

it made my YEAR. seriously. that much flailing and happiness, it makes it ALL worth it. You loved places that I was particularly happy about, that's always good (to know you are not just thinking that you are funny, but that the jokes comes through! lol!), but seriously. SERIOUSLY. thanks so much, those comments are the best ego booster a writer can ever ask about.

As I told Toes, I don't know how many Lost stories are left in me, but I could write the adventures of Damon on craphole island for a while, it was that fun!

Re: part II because IT DESERVES MORE CHARACTERS THAT LJ ALLOWS

[janie_tangerine]

HIIIIIIIII! YES I TOTALLY GUESSED IT WAS YOU because I remembered that post where you said it fit all the prompts but not exactly I started suspecting :DDD and then I saw it was you and I was like I TOTALLY KNEW IT :D

And omg I so want to read that other one. Jack's POV would be so hilarious!

And ha, my reaction was completely what this awesomeness deserves. Because this was absolutely awesomeness. I swear I wanted to quote back everything ;) you totally earned your ego booster. And I'd read Damon's adventures everyday!! <333

Re: part II because IT DESERVES MORE CHARACTERS THAT LJ ALLOWS

[gottalovev]

I did think I was pretty transparent, in insight ;)

I'll see what I can do to finish the Jack POV, which is sadly way less entertaining than that one. I was soooo struggling with it. (before I realized Boone was not, you know, Boone)

is there TVD communities where I could post this that you know? I haven't crossposted in ages, but I do like this one.

I might try Damon again, one day. for sure he's tons of fun!

Re: part II because IT DESERVES MORE CHARACTERS THAT LJ ALLOWS

[janie_tangerine]

Mm, about the comms, there's vdiaries_fanfic and maybe fellschurch. There might be also salvatore_sd but that one's for Damon with Stefan mostly so I wouldn't be too sure about it.

And yay for more Damon!! One can't ever have enough... ;)