hrmmmm.
Note the first: http://community.livejournal.com/khyaoi/983265.html . This = YES. YES YES YES a THOUSAND times YES. FUCK. YES. I couldn't have done it any better myself. This author deserves a medal and the internetz and whatever else people give out. Virtual cookies.
Note the second; Ohohoho, Laurier you cocked up my application (how do you not have ANY of my documents?) and you know I know you cocked up my application, so I thank you for bending over backwards to help fix the cock up. It makes the aggro more bearable.
Note the Third: Let's see if I'm employed yet. Cause that'd make MY day.
Note the Fourth: Re-printing my Masters!Work resume makes me amused. Because of the talking about self in third person:
A highly motivated, energetic student who enjoys seizing opportunities where creative innovation is required. An individual who understands and accepts responsibility. A well-rounded student fully versed in the importance of both independent research and teamwork, thereby anxious to learn as well as share acquired knowledge in an academic environment.
Key strengths include:
- Excellent verbal and written communication skills
- Highly developed and current essay-writing, research and analysis skills, particularly in the field of English literature
- Focused on developing future teaching skills in the field of English literature
- Adept at creating custom lesson plans and explanations to students of all ages
- Organized
bahaha. It's not untrue, it's just funny to refer to myself like that.
Note the second; Ohohoho, Laurier you cocked up my application (how do you not have ANY of my documents?) and you know I know you cocked up my application, so I thank you for bending over backwards to help fix the cock up. It makes the aggro more bearable.
Note the Third: Let's see if I'm employed yet. Cause that'd make MY day.
Note the Fourth: Re-printing my Masters!Work resume makes me amused. Because of the talking about self in third person:
A highly motivated, energetic student who enjoys seizing opportunities where creative innovation is required. An individual who understands and accepts responsibility. A well-rounded student fully versed in the importance of both independent research and teamwork, thereby anxious to learn as well as share acquired knowledge in an academic environment.
Key strengths include:
- Excellent verbal and written communication skills
- Highly developed and current essay-writing, research and analysis skills, particularly in the field of English literature
- Focused on developing future teaching skills in the field of English literature
- Adept at creating custom lesson plans and explanations to students of all ages
- Organized
bahaha. It's not untrue, it's just funny to refer to myself like that.