even hitler had a girlfriend

[lostromantics]

I still haven't found a girlfriend
though I've tried a lot.
So can you help me please, it's tougher than I thought.
The odds are pretty good,
but the goods are pretty odd.
Though at this point, I'd take anything you've got.
You see this all the time: nice girls in love with jerks.
What could they be thinking? Tell me how it works.
If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first
But the ones I have in mind are even worse.
And even Hitler had a girlfriend,
who he could always call
who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults.
He was the worst guy ever,
reviled and despised.
Even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't I?
Why can't I?
Life is full of contradictions, hard to understand
and for every happy woman, there's a lonely man.
Nixon had his puppy, Charles Manson had his clan
but God forbid that I get a girlfriend.
Even Hitler had a girlfriend
who he could call his own.
To sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone.
I'm not as bad as Hitler, but it doesn't mean a thing
since they'd rather be with Hitler more than me.
I don't see why they'd rather be with Hitler more than me.