Jul 06, 2007 12:54
This is how I feel:
Pus and mucus are disgusting words.
DPS has approximately ONE good employee.
Bargaining with God rarely works.
My hair only looks really good after a trip to the salon.
Soup has NO business being able to reach boiling temperature.
If you are a doctor at a hospital you should wear deodorant.
If you are a dentist you should clip your nose hairs.
If you are a human you should brush your teeth and have mints.
Cosmo magazine needs to step up their game. That is actually a fact.
I have decided that if I was a verb I would be shimmer.
Casts are always itchy.
I am hungry. I am almost always hungry.
The new CUA provost is awful. This is a fact.
I adore my job.
I need to get paid.
I miss home.