I'm really bored.
1.Do you still talk to the person you had your first kiss with?
No, she moved away in 4th grade.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
Look for a 1,000 plastic forks
3. What did you do when you weren't in school in the 2nd grade?
Played soccer, had asthma attacks, used my sweet swing set
4. What is the best thing about your job?
The paychecks
5. Do you like more than one person right now?
I don't even like one person right now
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
Nope
7. Did you vote for Bush?
Absolutely not
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
On a cruise!
9. Have you dry humped any of your friends?
I think by that point they became more than just friends.
10. Are most of your friends guys or girls?
Probably guys
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
Not that I know of
12. Last book you read?
Currently The History of Murder, last book I finished A Million Little Pieces
13. If you could have one super power what would it be?
To be omnipotent
14. Where have you lived most of your life?
Nashua, New Hampshire
15. What was the last convo you had about?
How Nashua and the surrounding areas have run out of any decent eligible bachelors
16. Where do you see yourself in four years?
Hopefully in college
17. What's your favorite smell?
Right after it rains and it smells all earthy and clean
18. What is your favorite sound?
Probably the ocean or Journey
19. Are you moody?
Terribly
20. Favorite movie of all time.
The Neverending Story
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your classmate?
I stabbed a kid in the back in 4th grade with some scissors, does that count as being vindictive?
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
Quite a bit (see question 21)
23. Have you ever Played Spin the bottle?
Oddly enough, no
24. Have you ever Toilet papered someone's house?
Yes I have
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Thats how I do
26. Have you ever gone camping?
Not in like a tent but in a cabin, yes
27. Have you ever had a crush on your brother/sisters friend?
I've thought some of them were hot every now and then
28. Have you ever gone to a nude beach?
Not yet
29. Have you ever gone streaking?
Not yet
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
Yes, good times
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Ew, yes, one time in a lake and it was a horrible idea
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
I'm generally crying, so yes
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only who would go to the party and stay sober?
Sometimes I'm the designated driver
34. Have you ever been in love?
Possibly?
35. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
Unfortunately
36. Have you ever lied to your parents?
Who hasn't?
37. Have you ever been outside of the US?
The Netherlands and Canada
38. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
I would never exert myself that hard
39. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat for a month straight?
No matter how bad the haircut was I would look ten times worse in that hat
40. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places in 1 day?
Yes, I use to work in a mall, it's inevitable.
41. Last song you listened to?
Any Way You Want It by Journey, the ultimate arena-ballad make out band
42. Have you ever spied on someone?
No, thats creepy
43. Have you ever slept with one of your coworkers?
You could say that
44. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?
Yeah, and he looked gooooooood
45. Who was the last person who called you?
Mr. Chris
46. When was the last time you slept for more then 12 hours?
A couple months ago, as a result I lost my job
47. Have you ever been arrested?
Not yet!
48. Most embarrassing CD you own?
Silk the Shocker
49. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes, I have
50. Have you ever drank egg nog?
No, I'm allergic to milk