faeries are female
> A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'S WAS OUT CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH >ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.
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> SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND >SAID,"FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL >TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."
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> "OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND" SAID >THE WIFE. THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND POOF-TWO TICKETS FOR THE QUEEN >MARY ll LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.
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> THEN, IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID: >"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER >COME AGA IN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS >YOUNGER THAN ME."
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> THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A >WISH....SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND - POOF! THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 >YEARS OLD.
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> THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD >REMEMBER FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.
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> SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND >SAID,"FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO FAITHFUL >TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A WISH."
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> "OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND" SAID >THE WIFE. THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND POOF-TWO TICKETS FOR THE QUEEN >MARY ll LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.
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> THEN, IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID: >"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL NEVER >COME AGA IN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30 YEARS >YOUNGER THAN ME."
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> THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A >WISH....SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND - POOF! THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 >YEARS OLD.
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> THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD >REMEMBER FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.
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