Yoinked from the Werechibi.
by limitedbythesky
lady_kiara's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 33% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 09:53:47 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 09:10:14 AM
Alco Money! : $ 475
Guests of Honour
da_foxie is a vicious Wiccan. da_foxie drank 10 Bloody Marys.
kitsuneomega is an upbeat Hindu and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. kitsuneomega drank 4 Tequilas, 12 Aligator Bites.
dendora is a bouncy Hindu. dendora drank 14 Everclears, 2 Hot Toddys, 2 Cosmopolitans.
lady_kiara is a melancholy Taoist. lady_kiara drank 3 Kahluas.
freako_mako is an up-tight Wiccan and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking who pisses on house plants because the proper water is always just out of reach. freako_mako drank 1 Tequila, 6 Cognacs.
blurred_rainbow is a good-natured Atheist. blurred_rainbow drank 5 Pernods, 2 Everclears, 1 Ale, 1 White Russian.
oregonlion is a bummed out Agnostic. oregonlion drank 3 Everclears, 3 White Wines.
amadraco is an animated Agnostic. amadraco drank 8 Aftershocks, 1 Cognac.
stumblingpony is a hung-up Fundementalist Christian. stumblingpony decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
ninetalesfox is a jaded Atheist. ninetalesfox drank 4 Lagers, 9 Sambuccas, 6 Sherrys.
kujas_canary is a constipated Muslim and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. kujas_canary drank 3 Ales, 1 Hot Toddy, 1 Cognac, 1 Kahlua.
lady_keyarah is an offensive Buddhist who finds much folly in hijacking wheelchairs from the crippled. lady_keyarah drank 17 Poteens.
Sick!
9 people thought it would be a wise idea to donate their stomach contents to lady_kiara's kitchen floor!
Fights
'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed stumblingpony at a hapless looking da_foxie. da_foxie merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'
'Usually in this situation I would say to you ninetalesfox that God loves you. But I know for a fact he doesn't' remarked stumblingpony. 'That's not what his ma said last night when I was in between her legs!' replied the ever wise ninetalesfox
Lovers
No one would have predicted it at the start of the evening but it seems like freako_mako has found an eternal soulmate in lady_kiara. Oh the romance!
The Drunkest
There was once a rotten oik called lady_keyarah! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!
Random Events
stumblingpony was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.
lady_keyarah broke into oregonlion's car in a drunken haze stealing only their fluffy dice. the
dice are now an integral part of lady_keyarah's earring collection.
Contrary to popular belief lady_keyarah firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
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