ITS MINE HOWS YA FUCKS WIT IT
this is crazyness, why is every one i know pregnant?
lets go down the list
1. patricia
2. sharon
3. kera
4. kimmie
5. kerry
thats just off the top of my head
and kimmie wants me to be pregnant w/ her, so i'm just waiting for mr. dashiem to hurry up all ready and be my baby daddy, b/c his next set is gonna be twins, so this way i'll be good on the kids for a while. hahah i'm only serious.
yo the best jamaican woan came into work today. she so made my night. she was all happy and appreciative, and she's down w/ my boy dashiem so she's good people. she owns a jamaican resturant in lakewood and she said i should go in so she can take care of me. she's really such a sweet woman and so is her daughter.
now at work if any dudes even look at me funny dahsh is all like "i don't like how yr looking at my baby momma" or if someones talking faul he'll cover my ears and say "not in front of her, show my girl some respect", its the cutest.
oh man the best thing happened, it was all out baby momma fighting ghetto stylie
hella- "lisa, come here girl"
dashiem- "i don't like how yr talking to my baby momma"
hella- "don't play, you may think you've got that but its mine hows ya fucks wit it"
kimmie- "dashiem, oh hell no, i've been trying to get you for 2 1/2 months now. (kim turns to me) plus he doesn't like white girls anyway"
lisa- "(turns to dahsh) psshh...well he better start if he wanna be my baby daddy"
hella- "no see kimmie is gonna be my first baby momma, lisa my second, kimmie 3rd 4th and 5th, lisa 6th...."
kimmie- "you best be playin"
hella- "who said i was ever playin?"
dashiem- " you stay away from this girl right here(puts his ar around me)"
antoinette- "how come no one wants to be my baby daddy?"
yo total ghetto funness forilla
lets go down the list
1. patricia
2. sharon
3. kera
4. kimmie
5. kerry
thats just off the top of my head
and kimmie wants me to be pregnant w/ her, so i'm just waiting for mr. dashiem to hurry up all ready and be my baby daddy, b/c his next set is gonna be twins, so this way i'll be good on the kids for a while. hahah i'm only serious.
yo the best jamaican woan came into work today. she so made my night. she was all happy and appreciative, and she's down w/ my boy dashiem so she's good people. she owns a jamaican resturant in lakewood and she said i should go in so she can take care of me. she's really such a sweet woman and so is her daughter.
now at work if any dudes even look at me funny dahsh is all like "i don't like how yr looking at my baby momma" or if someones talking faul he'll cover my ears and say "not in front of her, show my girl some respect", its the cutest.
oh man the best thing happened, it was all out baby momma fighting ghetto stylie
hella- "lisa, come here girl"
dashiem- "i don't like how yr talking to my baby momma"
hella- "don't play, you may think you've got that but its mine hows ya fucks wit it"
kimmie- "dashiem, oh hell no, i've been trying to get you for 2 1/2 months now. (kim turns to me) plus he doesn't like white girls anyway"
lisa- "(turns to dahsh) psshh...well he better start if he wanna be my baby daddy"
hella- "no see kimmie is gonna be my first baby momma, lisa my second, kimmie 3rd 4th and 5th, lisa 6th...."
kimmie- "you best be playin"
hella- "who said i was ever playin?"
dashiem- " you stay away from this girl right here(puts his ar around me)"
antoinette- "how come no one wants to be my baby daddy?"
yo total ghetto funness forilla