Feb 19, 2004 21:56
hello bitches. this is commercialism. updating for leon. because hes too motherfucking lazy to do it himself. well he could be, but his internet connection is fux0rd. his words not mine. i think that homo elite language is for homos and virgins.(leon)
so im at work... procrastinating......leon i guess is in his house... im trying to think of anything remotely interesting either one of us has done today.. or any day.
i had a totally thrilling time last night, i threw a party and ended up sleeping in my bath, my stalker called me. 23 times. that was wild. and uhhh.... i dont know. my ex still has my passport. but i think my stalker is getting my passport from my ex and sending it to me. i think theyre both creepy so i dont really give a shit as long as i get my passport. Leon is freaking out over his film studies assignments. if any of you fuckers know anything about the car chase scene from the french connection.. the good film with gene hackman in it that wasnt french connection 2. email leon because he needs all the information he can get on that shit from what ive heard.
he also needs to get laid. real bad/ so if anyones in the london area and needs fucking. well just drop on in on leon. hes not fussy ( he thinks im hot for fucks sake) and from what ive been told he can go all night and aims to please.
has anyone seen that really futile advert with the badly dubbed women praising the magic of roc face cream,
[ how old do you think i look? im 43 ..... surprised??] no not really. its a face cream. its not going to make you look magically delicious. no matter how many times your given a shitty voice over. i hate adverts. they pander to the superficiality of the human race . commercialism is our downfall.
im so fucking out .
teh bot [ leons stunt double]
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