Day one in the big bother household: Arguments
After several minutes of boring shots of chickens and people doing nothing, big bother decides to inject some life into proceedings
Big bother: Good evening, housemates, this is big bother. Will Leon please enter the diary room
cut to medium shot of Leon drunkenly slobbering about, due to the excessive amounts of free alcohol in the house. Leon stumbles into the diary room. He sits on the plush chair, and looks into the camera...
Leon: Hmmm, damn, I wish I hadn't vowed to go one week without using instant messaging. There are loads of people I'd like to talk to, and I could never have predicted my current spate of phonelessness.
Leon stops talking for a while and scratches his messy unwashed hair, then his balls. Then his hair again.
Anyway, my family are currently having differences Well my mum and sister, which does make up two thirds of my family. Yeah, so anyone who has been in this house for a reasonable amount of time will be well aware that they always do that, but this time the shouting is slightly louder and less well thought through than normal. Good thing it all just goes over my head without me giving a flaming fuck.
Pictures of the three housemates appear, over some random techno music. A histrionic voice over starts telling viewers how to vote
V.O.: Which of the housemates do you want to see evicted and thrust into a short lived and shallow media spotlight? Vote from tomorrow, as opposed to today, because Lj won't let you edit polls into your entries.
Big bother: Good evening, housemates, this is big bother. Will Leon please enter the diary room
cut to medium shot of Leon drunkenly slobbering about, due to the excessive amounts of free alcohol in the house. Leon stumbles into the diary room. He sits on the plush chair, and looks into the camera...
Leon: Hmmm, damn, I wish I hadn't vowed to go one week without using instant messaging. There are loads of people I'd like to talk to, and I could never have predicted my current spate of phonelessness.
Leon stops talking for a while and scratches his messy unwashed hair, then his balls. Then his hair again.
Anyway, my family are currently having differences Well my mum and sister, which does make up two thirds of my family. Yeah, so anyone who has been in this house for a reasonable amount of time will be well aware that they always do that, but this time the shouting is slightly louder and less well thought through than normal. Good thing it all just goes over my head without me giving a flaming fuck.
Pictures of the three housemates appear, over some random techno music. A histrionic voice over starts telling viewers how to vote
V.O.: Which of the housemates do you want to see evicted and thrust into a short lived and shallow media spotlight? Vote from tomorrow, as opposed to today, because Lj won't let you edit polls into your entries.