Funny Thing Happened on the way to the...the...um...I forgot...lol

Feb 28, 2007 21:48

Me so dum...::vereasft=brain fart::...lol

How-diddley-doody neighbarooonies!!!! PRAISE THE LORD!!!! Don't mind that, just remaind mesmerized by bright, glorious, flowing golden locks. And, yes, before you ask I recently finished 4 1/2 slices of Rustic Pepperoni Pizza and a 24 oz bottle of Diet Mountain Dew. Now, now, I'm ready to ::in big booming voice:: RULE THE WORLD!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA. Raining down upon will be endless streams of joy, excitement, enthusiasm, cheer, warmth, and oodles of noodles...lucky noodles that is! ::bright, cheesy, used-car salesman smile::. I'm like a happy-face pancake without the pancake and a human body attached! Isn't that an ingenious thought! Almost as ingenious as that A- I got on a midterm I didn't I had until he passed it out! Lol, funny, wasn't it? Except, it isn't a joke, but still funny. Almost as funny as the jokes as my inner child is cracking again. Like that one about your mom...I mean...You heard nothing ::nods head::, yup absolutely nothing. Just like you didn't hear Gorvin moaning in a certain Dr...lalalalala...take me to a happy place...take me to a happy place...ah, candy canes and leprechauns, oh and the sun smiling down upon me. That's much better. So much better. I like being bathed in warmth, don't you? Isn't it just deeee-lightful? Feel it in envelop your very being, feel touch every deep, dark, cynical corner of your soul until...until, well, until you're just like me. There, now isn't that better? I thought so, it isn't so bad having your own microcosm...it allows you to get in touch with your inner child, literally. The inner child can have so much wisdom...
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