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this is jordan. my bestest friend ever named james drew him for me
jordan isnt a normal boy. he is icky, massively fat and bathes maybe once a week. oh yes. he only wears BIG DOG clothes and has 2 pairs of shorts, one of which has jizz stains on them. during the school year he sucked coaches weiner so that he could get an A and had legs bigger around than my head.
one day jordan was walking home from school carrying his chemistry nerd achievment award when he dropped the pencil that was behind his ear. jordan bent over to pick it up when he noticed a hot dog in the dirt behind the bushes. he picked it up and rubbed as much of the dirt off of it as he could and thought to himself "hmm... this hot dog must have been here a while... im sure no one wants it" as he went to put it in his mouth he heard "put me down mutha trucka" jordan looked down in his hand and saw that the hot dog had come to life and was struggling to get out of his sweaty hand. he dropped the hot dog on to the ground and watched it jump up on to its feet with an evil look on his face.
... to be continued...