For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve babies drumming
Eleven carolers a-caroling
Ten gymnasts a-leaping
Nine ladies baking cookies
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven gingerbread men a-crumbling
Six kittens a-meowing
Five golden necklaces
Four calling prank callers
Three French chefs bearing escargot
Two bottles of whiskey
And a monkey in a cherry tree
What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?