Apr 14, 2005 21:32
An ode to school.
School isn't fair i mean take history...you know how much harder history is than it first was. Can you imagine the first history class..."Alright class here's the history of the world: You sat down i started talking and here we are...your homework tomorrow is 'What did you eat for dinner last night?'" Now the children of today have to memorize ten thousand years of after dinner events.
Math isn't fair either...some of those questions are just uncool. Like if you have a cake how can you seperate it into 8 pieces with three cuts. I just don't see a real life application for that. No terrorist is going to have a gun to my head going "In the name of allah if my birthday cake isn't cut in exactly 8 pieces i will shoot you so bad."