Red vs. Blue
If you have never seen Red vs. Blue the movies these will make no sense, but if you have these are some of the funniest lines all of the world.
"Lets call it the unicorn, or bigfoot, or the lochness monster...or hey Simmons what's that mexican goat sucker called?
Chupacabra sir...
Yeah lets called it that chupathingy."
"Ok it should be called a warthog cause this little bumper hear looks like tusks..Now what animal has tusks?
A walrus.
STOP MAKING UP ANIMALS!"
"Simmons...poision Griffs next meal."
"And then he ripped his skull out of his head and beat him to death with it.
That doesn't seem physically possible..
(flashback)
This doesn't seem physically possible!"
"Why are you blowing up that jeep.
Because last time i took off auto-lock I blew up Church!"
"Sheila! No Sheila!
Sheila!...wait who's Sheila.
She was my friend..."
"Will i remember this...
Only if you give me $2.50"
and of course
"I'm sorry i couldn't hear you over all your team kiling!"
I'm sorry if that made no sense casue you have never seen that movie but i had to post it because its life changing...
"Lets call it the unicorn, or bigfoot, or the lochness monster...or hey Simmons what's that mexican goat sucker called?
Chupacabra sir...
Yeah lets called it that chupathingy."
"Ok it should be called a warthog cause this little bumper hear looks like tusks..Now what animal has tusks?
A walrus.
STOP MAKING UP ANIMALS!"
"Simmons...poision Griffs next meal."
"And then he ripped his skull out of his head and beat him to death with it.
That doesn't seem physically possible..
(flashback)
This doesn't seem physically possible!"
"Why are you blowing up that jeep.
Because last time i took off auto-lock I blew up Church!"
"Sheila! No Sheila!
Sheila!...wait who's Sheila.
She was my friend..."
"Will i remember this...
Only if you give me $2.50"
and of course
"I'm sorry i couldn't hear you over all your team kiling!"
I'm sorry if that made no sense casue you have never seen that movie but i had to post it because its life changing...