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yay, another night out. woke up early n got ready n andrew was a'posed to get me n sean and we'd be at paul's by 1. well, andrew's slow ass took forever... and so i was outside talking to mom and i see boo's cat laying in the front yard and i laugh and point and say, "haha, look at the cat. it looks dead." i then realized, kitty isn't moving... at all............... b/c kitty's dead. so mom's crying and "what do i do what do i do?" and i'm all "shit." cause i know boo won't be happy. i mean, i feel bad about the cat... i mean, it died. but i'm not attached to it. but boo is... and that made me sad for her.
so i leave before boo finds out. andrew n sean put me in the cluttered back seat (btw, mom (cool mom, not drunk mom) says "those boys need to learn some manners. you do not put a girl in the back seat!") and we go to paul's lake and the 4 of us swim around n then we go eat at wendy's and i flassh some creepy guy my boobs as he's driving along in front of us (accident, of course) and then we go bakc to paul's lake where kev n pod join for some more swimming fun. yay. then those of us who are 18+ meaning everyone but pod n sean take off for gold and silver.
paul bought my way in since i wasn't expecting to have to pay so much and hadn't the money and we chill and watch naked chicks. then we go upstairs and some stripper looks at paul and says, "is this the girl?" and he says yes and i'm like wtf and she says "i don't bite" and takes me in to a couch and sits down next to me and i'm still kinda like "wtf, this isn't what i think it is, is it?" and chick introduces herself and goes to shake my hand kinda and then she looks at me funny and i'm all "shit, don't touch the strippers" and then she's all trying to make small talk like "are any of those boys your boyfriend?" and "do you like girls?" and "what kind of music do you like?" and "is this your first time at a strip club" so she doesn't like girls either... but she says she likes me and she's all smilin and bobbin to the music and i'm all "i think she's flirting w/ me" as she touches my leg and then she's standing in front of me and taking her shirt off and telling me to move to the middle of the couch so i'm like cool. so she proceeds to tell me to spread my legs, put her boobs in my face, rub her face along my boobs, put her head in my vagina, sit on my lap and touch herself, run her legs along mine, breathe in my ear... etc. then she kisses my cheek and thanks me and i get up and walk out. guess i enjoyed my first lap dance a bit more than any normal straight girl, haha. but she did smell nice and her boobs were soft on my face ;p.
so i get a lap dance and then we go downstairs and watch more strippers and they play pool and kev beats a fat black guy at pool and pod calls 1000 times and a hot stripper comes in and disappears and then we leave and go to pod's house goofing off in the car and having a grand ol time. we all lay around outside for a while and then head inside to claim mattresses. pow wow in the floor talking and eating for a long time and then everyone lays down, andrew falls asleep THE SECOND the lights are turned out and everyone else talks. i fall asleep sometime during the chatting and wake up way too early w/ andrew... back to sleep... wake up again to paul and is' making bacon n eggs. andrew made coffee, sean killed bugs, we eat breakfast, and chill till 1ish. paul drove me andrew n sean back to his place where he shows us his room and then andrew takes me home.
been listening to/watching mitch hedburg pretty much since i've been home. mom dad n boo are outside having some good ole family time w/ water balloons and i opted out. sleeping in ym bed for the 4th time in 11 days tonight. don't know about tomorrow. i think it will be a thursday though... if i'm keeping up.
life = good.
-brittny
so i leave before boo finds out. andrew n sean put me in the cluttered back seat (btw, mom (cool mom, not drunk mom) says "those boys need to learn some manners. you do not put a girl in the back seat!") and we go to paul's lake and the 4 of us swim around n then we go eat at wendy's and i flassh some creepy guy my boobs as he's driving along in front of us (accident, of course) and then we go bakc to paul's lake where kev n pod join for some more swimming fun. yay. then those of us who are 18+ meaning everyone but pod n sean take off for gold and silver.
paul bought my way in since i wasn't expecting to have to pay so much and hadn't the money and we chill and watch naked chicks. then we go upstairs and some stripper looks at paul and says, "is this the girl?" and he says yes and i'm like wtf and she says "i don't bite" and takes me in to a couch and sits down next to me and i'm still kinda like "wtf, this isn't what i think it is, is it?" and chick introduces herself and goes to shake my hand kinda and then she looks at me funny and i'm all "shit, don't touch the strippers" and then she's all trying to make small talk like "are any of those boys your boyfriend?" and "do you like girls?" and "what kind of music do you like?" and "is this your first time at a strip club" so she doesn't like girls either... but she says she likes me and she's all smilin and bobbin to the music and i'm all "i think she's flirting w/ me" as she touches my leg and then she's standing in front of me and taking her shirt off and telling me to move to the middle of the couch so i'm like cool. so she proceeds to tell me to spread my legs, put her boobs in my face, rub her face along my boobs, put her head in my vagina, sit on my lap and touch herself, run her legs along mine, breathe in my ear... etc. then she kisses my cheek and thanks me and i get up and walk out. guess i enjoyed my first lap dance a bit more than any normal straight girl, haha. but she did smell nice and her boobs were soft on my face ;p.
so i get a lap dance and then we go downstairs and watch more strippers and they play pool and kev beats a fat black guy at pool and pod calls 1000 times and a hot stripper comes in and disappears and then we leave and go to pod's house goofing off in the car and having a grand ol time. we all lay around outside for a while and then head inside to claim mattresses. pow wow in the floor talking and eating for a long time and then everyone lays down, andrew falls asleep THE SECOND the lights are turned out and everyone else talks. i fall asleep sometime during the chatting and wake up way too early w/ andrew... back to sleep... wake up again to paul and is' making bacon n eggs. andrew made coffee, sean killed bugs, we eat breakfast, and chill till 1ish. paul drove me andrew n sean back to his place where he shows us his room and then andrew takes me home.
been listening to/watching mitch hedburg pretty much since i've been home. mom dad n boo are outside having some good ole family time w/ water balloons and i opted out. sleeping in ym bed for the 4th time in 11 days tonight. don't know about tomorrow. i think it will be a thursday though... if i'm keeping up.
life = good.
-brittny