"Set fire to an orphanage and shotgun anyone who comes out!"
Best thing ever from History of Asia:
Dr. Reigel: I hear people say all the time "I want to be reborn as a bird so I can fly!" -stops-....Alright...You want to be something lower than a human? Set fire an orphanage, and then shotgun anyone who comes out! Then...you will be a flippin' bird!
Then, he went on to say: "Sometime, you may be reborn as algae, and if you are the best algae you can be! You'll be reborn as clover! And if your the best darn clover, you'll be reborn as grass!"
I was laughing my ass off...He's so funny sometimes.
Dr. Reigel: I hear people say all the time "I want to be reborn as a bird so I can fly!" -stops-....Alright...You want to be something lower than a human? Set fire an orphanage, and then shotgun anyone who comes out! Then...you will be a flippin' bird!
Then, he went on to say: "Sometime, you may be reborn as algae, and if you are the best algae you can be! You'll be reborn as clover! And if your the best darn clover, you'll be reborn as grass!"
I was laughing my ass off...He's so funny sometimes.