poopy
I am going to eat some chinese babies.
Why you ask?-- because i am actually a monster called makbla who has awakened inside the body of a 17 year old girl.
On a related matter, i was talking to a pirate who lost his pet which happened to be a piece of cheese. he told me that i was
"the chosen one" and that i had to rescue the world from a raid of miniture picture frames. it was about that time i realized i was just dreaming, and when i woke up, i was lying next to 4 penguins who were talking about how satisfied they were with our gang bang. needless to say, i flipped out. i grabbed the first thing i could find. a can of hearty chili. i beat all the penguins up with the can and then made them do an irish jig for my entertainment. it was about that time when i woke up again. only this time i was in my bed, alone, in cold sweat. i decided not to put on clothes because i love being naked. i ran outside only to find a tall shadowy figure...
chewbacca. we stared at each other for a good two minutes before i started running back into my house. just as i was about to open the door, a bull came charging out and gored me in the face. i woke up in my bed. i think i was dreaming about that last one. anyway MIKE IS AWESOME AND RULES THIS PLANET WITH AN IRON FIST. and he is cool too. and NO he did not put this up while she wasnt looking.... teehee
Why you ask?-- because i am actually a monster called makbla who has awakened inside the body of a 17 year old girl.
On a related matter, i was talking to a pirate who lost his pet which happened to be a piece of cheese. he told me that i was
"the chosen one" and that i had to rescue the world from a raid of miniture picture frames. it was about that time i realized i was just dreaming, and when i woke up, i was lying next to 4 penguins who were talking about how satisfied they were with our gang bang. needless to say, i flipped out. i grabbed the first thing i could find. a can of hearty chili. i beat all the penguins up with the can and then made them do an irish jig for my entertainment. it was about that time when i woke up again. only this time i was in my bed, alone, in cold sweat. i decided not to put on clothes because i love being naked. i ran outside only to find a tall shadowy figure...
chewbacca. we stared at each other for a good two minutes before i started running back into my house. just as i was about to open the door, a bull came charging out and gored me in the face. i woke up in my bed. i think i was dreaming about that last one. anyway MIKE IS AWESOME AND RULES THIS PLANET WITH AN IRON FIST. and he is cool too. and NO he did not put this up while she wasnt looking.... teehee