told ya i was no good...
My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?
kind of funny since a few people under 17 have been admitted....no, not like that.....i think???
hey, take what you can get right? i mean, at least a sponge is soft, so no chafeage.....sick
OH KIRMY!!!! OH OH OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
funny...i could have sworn this was a good thing and yet, no women!!
HAAAA!!!! I GET TO DO IT!!! NOT YOU, OR YOU, OR YOU!!!! HA HAAAAA!!!
ok, i'll make sure to write that date down so i can remind myself when it NEVER HAPPENS!!!
personally, i think its more like 90% but the other shits pretty much true
cute, but i think its more like this: the note says the same thing, but it happens fairly soon, while driving home from durham and it only takes one try...any guesses???
don't know any girls with that name
not quite.........about thirty seconds less
if i were gay, i would so fuck johnny....but i'd kill my sister first
we all knew it Pat, its so obvious!
i have seven things to say to this one....NO!
wow, i can't believe the fatal accuracy of this thing....
cool thing about midgets is that they fit in overhead storage compartments
told ya it'd be sooner....
if anyone sees this girl, please tell her i'm waiting
wait!!!...i've heard that somewhere before...oh, never mind, it was the customer last night....
snapping penis!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!