Dec 02, 2005 00:36
Life as answered by iTunes (brought to you by the shuffle feature)
Stolen from Diana (and DJ)
Go to the music player of your choice (iTunes) and put it on shuffle. Read the following questions and press play. Use the song titles as your answers.
How does the world see me?
Song: Do What You Want
Artist: Ok Go
Comments: does this mean the world doesn't see me, or that it just doesn't care???
Will I have a happy life?
Song: 99 Red Balloons
Artist: Guster
Comments: wasn't the german version about war or something? crap.
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Falling Through Your Clothes
Artist: The New Pornagraphers
Comments: Uh-oh, I guess they all think i'm a whore :0
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Where Are We Runnin'?
Artist: Lenny Kravitz
Comments: this just confuses me
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Too Late
Artist: No Doubt
Comments: goddamn, this survay does not like me at all!!
What should I do with my life?
Song: Dirt Off Your Shoulder
Artist: Jay-Z
Comments: excellent, I should be a pimp. or at least a rapper turned music mogul.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Take Me As I Am
Artist: Faith Hill
Comments: because people need to be more accepting. duh.
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Public Service
Artist: the Bravery
Comments: lol....okay, that makes this whole stupid survey worth it...
Will I ever have children?
Song: No Sign Of Life
Artist: Ok Go
Comments: score! no brats for me.
Will I die happy?
Song: Either Way
Artist: Guster
Comments: hmmm, kind of ambiguous. pergatory, maybe?
What is some good advice for me?
Song: Take the Long Road and Walk It
Artist: The Music
Comments: I feel like that might be profound...or tiring, if taken literally.
What is happiness?
Song: Break On Through
Artist: The Doors
Comments: i guess you just have to find what you're looking for
What is my favorite fetish?
Song: Crash the Party
Artist: Ok Go
Comments: threesome, anyone? (and why do I keep getting Ok Go songs???)
How will I be remembered?
Song: Like A Prayer
Artist: Madonna
Comments: great, I'll be remembered for burning crosses and licking peoples toes, ala Madonna in her strange 90's music videos. or maybe i'll just be thought of as angelic. that's likely ;)