Mercy...

[lostforeigner]

It appears that we are in... Hell itself? The foul demons who are beginning to enter the city surely will fall under the might of my sword. Lord, protect me and aid me in defending these good people from their terrible claws. Those of you who are also able to fight must aid me so that we will not perish

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[ipwnturtles]

Why do you want to fight with demons? It's much more fun to make them fall in lurv love~

[lostforeigner]

... ::blushes and averts his eyes:: Good sir, please cover up.

[ipwnturtles]

...By the beard of Zeus, I swear if one more person tells me to put robes on again...

[lostforeigner]

It is impolite, though, to walk about in such a way... And imagine, if a lady should see you!

[ipwnturtles]

... *looks from Galahad to his own groin, and back again* I think she could handle it.

[lostforeigner]

I really must object, the King would be most displeased to find one of his subjects acting so carelessly...

[ipwnturtles]

I am my own subject. I am a god.

[lostforeigner]

Kindly do not speak such heresies, countryman.

[ipwnturtles]

It's the truth. *omg, are all these people stupid?*

[lostforeigner]

There is but one God, the Lord Almighty, who has blessed me so that I may serve him truly and with all my heart.

[ipwnturtles]

Riiight. You keep telling yourself that, shiny man.

[lostforeigner]

You may call me Sir Galahad of Camelot.

[ipwnturtles]

And you can call me Eros.