579660 journal entry about everything
status updates:
K. Dunst is walking through an airport.
Barack O. is th new president of th United States of America.
C. Theron is signing autographs.
Thom Yorke is sounding like he is crying.
Chris Paul is wearing his first championship ring.
My Bloody Valentine are on tour for th first time since 1992.
Candace Parker is dominating th WNBA.
Michael Eytan is being forced to take piano lessons but pretending to like it for his mother's sake.
Hall & Oates are churning out th hits.
Herman Melville's New York Times obituary calls him "Henry Melville".
Dennis ("twitchywrote") is pouring a little Scotch and listening to Frank Sinatra's In th Wee Small Hours on th tenth anniversary of Frank Sinatra's death.
K$ ("kdollarsign") is drinking from a bottle of wine while reclining on a bed in Las Vegas.
Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine is puking everywhere and not worrying about it because zomebody will clean up after him.
Defensive cat is defensive.
jameth (Orcs) is winning th el jay election.
legomymalfoy (Elves) is winning th el jay election.
Allen Iverson is in here talkin' about practice.
gandydancer is finding Terminator 2 far inferior to and much less hot than its predecessor.
murdermystery and his pals are looking first one way, and den another.
Grant Morrison is explaining that it is a great and weird pleasure to write stories for famous superheroes such as Batman, Superman, and Wolverine because these characters will be having adventures long after he is dead.
lostcosmonaut is frequently (and @ this very moment) confused about who is a famous person and who is not.
Mark "trembyle" Leidner is David Letterman's mischievous aide.
Marc "warrenjabali" Masters has written a book on No Wave music called No Wave and is busy doing readings all around th country.
smittenstein is one of those people who is never not in love--how irritating!
piedpiper Pipes loves love and loves even like and other variations.
Jenelle ("syncopatata") is wrestling w/ every Internet user's favourite bedevilment: th vanity/humility fault line.
Manu Ginobili's th pimp.
rizalboy got married on a ranch in Tucson, Arizona, and everybody cried during th ceremony except for lostcosmonaut, who was absolutely concentrating on keeping th camcorder still.
Andy odobenidae is taking time out to smash computer monitors into shrapnel and allowing himself to be video'd.
Alexis Olivia "popartagenda" Kier has cast a shadow that spans th entire history of cinema.
romolio is doing electrical stuff on Notorious, th upcoming Notorious B.I.G. biopic.
Two girls are one-upping Divine, using one cup as a prop.
Divine is eating real dog shit.
Klymaxx are missing you.
George Michael is engaging in a lewd act in a public toilet in Beverly Hills, CA.
Enrique Iglesias no longer has that mole.
Billionaire Tony Stark probably had sex w/ her.
Bystanders outside Baja Fresh are exclaiming, "It's Charlize Theron!"
Phoebe Cates is half flippy.
Lynda Barry is half flippy.
Kirk Hammett is half flippy.
Roman Gabriel is half flippy.
Th Neptunes is half flippy.
Enrique Iglesias' mom is a full-on flippy.
unicornlove is leaking sweet melodies and whipping a flippy @ Scrabulous.
White Gold are rocking th world's face while advertising milk.
Quark "intrigero" Henares & Diego Castillo are directing th great Filipino rock'n'roll comedy: Rakenrol.
Stacie ("flightviolation") is on her way to First Communion.
Mark "trembyle" is saying there's two kinds of people: "those who believe tense reflects the reality of time, and those who believe tense is that reality."
Poll
Axl Rose's parents are thinking of naming him William Bruce Rose, Jr.
ge0rge_michael was never caught committing a lewd act in public w/ roseaxl.
Jeffry Ross Hyman's birth name will be Joey Ramone.
Gordon Sumner's future nom de gay: Sting.
James Osterberg, Jr. is th world's forgotten boy, th one who's searchin' to destroy.
Shaquille O'Neal was 36 when th_mza was 35.
dlasky will be completing his 9-page minicomix adaptation of Ulysses in 1993.
betchka and disorganization are on a beach, reading books, talking about babies.
uberdionysus is getting lost in comix to find new languages.
liamtheruiner is building houses in New Orleans.
New Orleans' parents are out of town, party @ New Orleans'!
New Orleans is underwater.
New Orleans is broken.
trixiefirecat discovered who invented cat macros.
piedpiper is 1/4 flippy.
thejam will someday be Virginia's hippest 15-year-old.
panget is wearing a chicken suit in a music video.
chef_shouty's thinkin' about gettin' th world's worst tattoo.
latverian is really moving to Australia th way you've been talking about doing.
El jay slutbag is going to change her name to ohsnap.
yourmom is driving what seems to be a tank.
flightviolation is floating just under th surface of th water, letting tourist noise get musical and muted.
jourdannex never updates no more.
lonelycat is lonely.
angrycat didn't get over his anger until he changed his name.
K. Dunst is walking through an airport.
Barack O. is th new president of th United States of America.
C. Theron is signing autographs.
Thom Yorke is sounding like he is crying.
Chris Paul is wearing his first championship ring.
My Bloody Valentine are on tour for th first time since 1992.
Candace Parker is dominating th WNBA.
Michael Eytan is being forced to take piano lessons but pretending to like it for his mother's sake.
Hall & Oates are churning out th hits.
Herman Melville's New York Times obituary calls him "Henry Melville".
Dennis ("twitchywrote") is pouring a little Scotch and listening to Frank Sinatra's In th Wee Small Hours on th tenth anniversary of Frank Sinatra's death.
K$ ("kdollarsign") is drinking from a bottle of wine while reclining on a bed in Las Vegas.
Kevin Shields of My Bloody Valentine is puking everywhere and not worrying about it because zomebody will clean up after him.
Defensive cat is defensive.
jameth (Orcs) is winning th el jay election.
legomymalfoy (Elves) is winning th el jay election.
Allen Iverson is in here talkin' about practice.
gandydancer is finding Terminator 2 far inferior to and much less hot than its predecessor.
murdermystery and his pals are looking first one way, and den another.
Grant Morrison is explaining that it is a great and weird pleasure to write stories for famous superheroes such as Batman, Superman, and Wolverine because these characters will be having adventures long after he is dead.
lostcosmonaut is frequently (and @ this very moment) confused about who is a famous person and who is not.
Mark "trembyle" Leidner is David Letterman's mischievous aide.
Marc "warrenjabali" Masters has written a book on No Wave music called No Wave and is busy doing readings all around th country.
smittenstein is one of those people who is never not in love--how irritating!
piedpiper Pipes loves love and loves even like and other variations.
Jenelle ("syncopatata") is wrestling w/ every Internet user's favourite bedevilment: th vanity/humility fault line.
Manu Ginobili's th pimp.
rizalboy got married on a ranch in Tucson, Arizona, and everybody cried during th ceremony except for lostcosmonaut, who was absolutely concentrating on keeping th camcorder still.
Andy odobenidae is taking time out to smash computer monitors into shrapnel and allowing himself to be video'd.
Alexis Olivia "popartagenda" Kier has cast a shadow that spans th entire history of cinema.
romolio is doing electrical stuff on Notorious, th upcoming Notorious B.I.G. biopic.
Two girls are one-upping Divine, using one cup as a prop.
Divine is eating real dog shit.
Klymaxx are missing you.
George Michael is engaging in a lewd act in a public toilet in Beverly Hills, CA.
Enrique Iglesias no longer has that mole.
Billionaire Tony Stark probably had sex w/ her.
Bystanders outside Baja Fresh are exclaiming, "It's Charlize Theron!"
Phoebe Cates is half flippy.
Lynda Barry is half flippy.
Kirk Hammett is half flippy.
Roman Gabriel is half flippy.
Th Neptunes is half flippy.
Enrique Iglesias' mom is a full-on flippy.
unicornlove is leaking sweet melodies and whipping a flippy @ Scrabulous.
White Gold are rocking th world's face while advertising milk.
Quark "intrigero" Henares & Diego Castillo are directing th great Filipino rock'n'roll comedy: Rakenrol.
Stacie ("flightviolation") is on her way to First Communion.
Mark "trembyle" is saying there's two kinds of people: "those who believe tense reflects the reality of time, and those who believe tense is that reality."
Poll
Axl Rose's parents are thinking of naming him William Bruce Rose, Jr.
ge0rge_michael was never caught committing a lewd act in public w/ roseaxl.
Jeffry Ross Hyman's birth name will be Joey Ramone.
Gordon Sumner's future nom de gay: Sting.
James Osterberg, Jr. is th world's forgotten boy, th one who's searchin' to destroy.
Shaquille O'Neal was 36 when th_mza was 35.
dlasky will be completing his 9-page minicomix adaptation of Ulysses in 1993.
betchka and disorganization are on a beach, reading books, talking about babies.
uberdionysus is getting lost in comix to find new languages.
liamtheruiner is building houses in New Orleans.
New Orleans' parents are out of town, party @ New Orleans'!
New Orleans is underwater.
New Orleans is broken.
trixiefirecat discovered who invented cat macros.
piedpiper is 1/4 flippy.
thejam will someday be Virginia's hippest 15-year-old.
panget is wearing a chicken suit in a music video.
chef_shouty's thinkin' about gettin' th world's worst tattoo.
latverian is really moving to Australia th way you've been talking about doing.
El jay slutbag is going to change her name to ohsnap.
yourmom is driving what seems to be a tank.
flightviolation is floating just under th surface of th water, letting tourist noise get musical and muted.
jourdannex never updates no more.
lonelycat is lonely.
angrycat didn't get over his anger until he changed his name.