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LJ stalking horror - a report by lostcleffahero.
sueko_lawliet31 is stalking lostcleffaherosueko_lawliet31's REAL name :Summers Burtsueko_lawliet31's REAL DOB :01st July 1987Height :163 cmWeight : 74.4 kgsueko_lawliet31 has dreamt about you : 28 times sueko_lawliet31 became interested in you : 07th May 2005sueko_lawliet31's latest dream about you Both you and sueko_lawliet31 are working in an animal sanctuary together. sueko_lawliet31 suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play.This is how sueko_lawliet31 describes your relationship behind your back 'At first I thought it was just friendship, but it's more than that. The way lostcleffahero looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either he loves me as much as I love him or he's terrified. And that isn't very likely, is it......?'sueko_lawliet31's been stealing stuff from your house too. Your cat didn't run away lostcleffahero, sueko_lawliet31 is holding it captive!They've even started modifying their body for you sueko_lawliet31 had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when sueko_lawliet31 came to see you next.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Everyday without you is death. I've decided it's best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let's do it, for us.
The Police No. calls to the police : 28 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Look, could you send a squad car over? It's just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they've been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they've just found one of my bank statements as they've just ran off again."sueko_lawliet31's Police File When sueko_lawliet31 last spent time inside even the most hardened criminals feared for their lives when they were near him.
Testimonies about sueko_lawliet31
yumee - Nosy old hen
'sueko_lawliet31 was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I'm really shocked..'
angelbirdemmi - Monarch of lard
'Ahhh none of this is new to me. lostcleffahero's been telling me about sueko_lawliet31's antics for ages now. I don't honestly know why he has put up with it for so long.'
momo_sakura - Overweight cult comedian
'Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should've known. Something tells me that sueko_lawliet31 is going to die pretty shortly.'
dawn_cutler - Eats everything.
'Uncool and unhip sueko_lawliet31 is just plain shit!'