I'M FREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lostbicycle]

at 5 am, bry and james and stephen arrived home, and i greeted them in the kitchen, and admitted that i will no longer wear underwear during sleep, and that though i am wearing pyjama pants, i am not wearing underwear now... during the day i'm a normal shmoe, at night, i am UNDERWEARLESS!!!!!!!! i am commando.

and then i danced

and with my sexyness, those around me became very gay.

and my eye twitch aka gaydar came back

i related james' roomies to prostitutes, even though i do not know them, i laughed.

and Bryanna was coccooned in a comforter on the kitchen floor..

at which point i had a revelation, that if people were born attached to comforters, we'd have a very laid back society, which has spontaneous nap breaks at work, and prolly too many babies...

I wanted to share this revelation with all of you.

NOUNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!

I also showed off a bruise on my outer thigh, that has taken the shape of an anchor. Sailors would love it.

i am so hot with my underwearlessness and anchor bruise, flapping my crotch around like a sailor, thinking about flashing my friends with pubic hair, yet worrying that Bryanna would "pants" me...

yay!!! i'm not wearing underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

take that, people with underwear!