The Jenner's - 1.0
O HAI GUISE
Remember me? No? Me neither.
So anyweiz I sort of missed Sims really much, and also when I saw the University Life trailer, a new laptop HAD to be bought so I could start playing again, 4 realz.
So even though it was like 1 year ago I was active, and this like my 5034th legacy-family - here we go!
Well since I'm like, REALLY excited about the univirsity (kind of the main reason why I actually installed TS3 all over and got a fucking new computer) I'm sending Toby straight there. Dunnoes if that's against any superimportant legacy-rules, but that's non of my concerns since I'm obviously too dope for rules.
So off he goes and leaves so much behind him
Trashcan & Mailbox: Take care! Call us as soon as you get there!
At Uni I call dibs for the biggest bed. Even though my lack of CC the dormies seem extremely excited about the only pimped room.
Dormie #1: I love this room so much, it is such a lovely room.
Dormie #2: YESSS, SO LOVELY. GO, DORMIE #1
Also, Toby is making that "actually-wants-to-take-a-wank-but-too-embaressed-to-ask-people-to-leave-room"-face.
And so the Uni drama starts off immediately.
Disco-dormie: Such a partykiller.
To keep the drama going Toby decides to make the Uni look pretty. At the back of the house. Where like, no one will ever see it.
This is crazy. Toby you're crazy.
INTRODUCTION TIEMZ AKA TIME FOR FREEBIES
Toby: *eats loneliness away*
So of course, since the candy was free, Toby has to get a gazillion of 'em. I don't even feel sorry for you dude.
Redhead-chick: OMG you're totally throwing up in front of my skeleton who is obviously bulimic! WTF is wrong with you?!
Redheaded-chick: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS AWFUL SIM GET FRIENDS AND I DON'T *has a skeleton in bag*
Teacher: Kids - use protection, eat an apple a day and don't do drugs.
Toby: yessss new information is so refreshing *can't control feels*
...he's really not too familiar with this new thing called 'being a student'.
Later that evening he attended to this party that he was invited to, where he spent most of his time taking really discret pictures of girls.
Toby: This is your eyebrow
Girl: .................who invited this guy?
~ a few drinks later ~
Toby: LOLZ I'M TOTALLY KISSING YOU RIGHT NOW
HOKAY TIME TO LEAVE
TOBY, NOW!
Toby: JUST FUCKING SHIT UP ON MY WAY OUT LOL
Drunk Toby always speaks in caps.
I really like this pic. Mostly because it's a picture of him finally leaving the party. But also because... nope, that was kind of the only reason.
FIRST LEGACY-FIRE WOOP (why am I saying it as it's a good thing)
Toby + dormie: *does fire-dance instead of trying to save their lives*
Then Toby decied to turn invinsible for a few minutes. It was intense.
I thought Uni was going to be really stressy with schoolstuff etc, but oh no. Here is Toby, doodleing a pepophile at the hangout.
Oh my, I spot something awesome. Let's zoom.
Holy f*ck, now this man has STYLE. He's a natural.
Also he is a 10 at paper, rock and scissors and beats the shit outta Toby.
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE MUSTACHE-DUDE TOBY??? WHY
Even the ladies can't resist his moustachy-freshness.
Girl: *strokes arm* mmmmm, feels just like I imagined a man with a mustaches shirt would feel like
Oh but what is this?
Girl: Hmmm, you don't look too bad either, actually
Mustache-man: I'll let you have this one, Toobz. I have to go. I have very important mustache-arrends to do. Peace out bro.
Farewell, Mustache-man, farewell...
Also Toby was too stupid to get any hints, so he just talked about the weather with the girl (named Abigal fyi) until she left.
Toby: I just made a healthy descision by getting an oranic coffee yeyy
Barista: *totally put non ecofriendly toxins and burnt-plasticbag gas in the organic coffee*
Guy: Doesn't organic taste so much better?! Not only am I doing the earth a favor, I am also enjoying the milk even more!! Yum!
Barista: Yeah. Organic Milk.
Uni is still very stressy and serious, here Toby is browsing blank webpages at 3am.
Toby: UNIVERISITY IS SO
Toby: ...MUCH...
Toby: ...FUN!!!
/last free day
~ First day of classes in pictures ~
Teacher: YOUR HAT LOOKS STUPID AND I'M GIVING YOU 54 HOMEWORKS FOR TOMORROW
Classmate: This is going straight on SimBook :)
~ end of first day of classes ~
Yeah, university is fun.
I mentally fucked up a townie by giving her a little makeover, it appears.
Townie: oh my gosh what happened to my sweet fugly pudding-face
I'm sorry dear, but your overstretched eyes and lack of nose had to go :(
All this texting is resulting in social networking-skillz, which makes it possible to create a blog. How incredible is that
Toby: Hmm, the first post it is... must be something real good.
Sick post, bro
Not really sure why, but that girl Toby met that one day as he also met Mustache-man called him and asked him out.
(Also, notice it says Toby BARTON here. Yeah, I change the last name because Jenner sounds more catchy lolz.)
Toby: Yes, I do want to go on a date with youu~
So it appears I forgot to change his outwear clothes. This happens when I let Toby choose his own clothes.
Toby: But I look stunning tho. The snakeskin makes me look really exotic.
I can tell this date is gonna turn out really well!!!!
Abigal: NO I DON'T WANT ANY GIFTS
Toby: but it's a frisbee
And here ladies and gentlemens, is a perfect example of a dramaqueen with a serious case of "playing hard to get".
Toby: but it was a frisbee
Aw, don't worry man. She'll contact you again. I know what game she's playing on you.
Toby: put on some CLOTHES will ya!
Disco-dormie: YOU'RE ALL SUCH PARTY KILLERS. Stupid dormies.
Toby is not having the best time of his life ATM.
Also I think this dormie has had better days.
Vampire-dormie: *burns down in the middle of a fire and does need a serious nap*
The good thing about all these fucking fires is the granting Toby gets from the loss, aka the ugly counters he never use anyway.
Toby's in trouble again! Being chased by fairies and shit. Oh that fucken Toby, err'day you up to something cray!
Student: Question; why is there no teacher here?
Teacher: Oh I'm right here.
Toby: Question; why is our teacher wearing a swimsuit
Teacher: I was just getting a little hot~ *stretches and fakeyawns* ;) ;) ;)
Toby: what the fuuuuck
This picture is here just because I find it so cute.
Abigal: OH TOBY, HI TOBY! How weird seeing you here, I had no idea at all you were here!!!! So I thought about our date last night, and I haven't heard from you ever since I left so yeah!!! ...Toby you're phone is ringing, aren't you goona answer?
Toby: Soon, I'm pretending you're singing to the melody as you're speking
Abigal: .....I see.
Toby: this could be my big breakthrough
Toby: I have to go and make something out of this
Abigal: ...
But he gets stuck on his way.
Abigal: Yeah I'm outta here.
Student: *takes his chance to show off his oustanding mix of long jeans and flipflops*
He seriously does this ALL the time. He's probably been giving this plant critique like, seriously 14 times already BUT IT STILL NEEDS A LITTLE BIT MORE.
Toby: Aww it's so cute how people put clothes on their dogs nowadays
No Toby, that's not an actual do-
Toby: B'awww I bet your owner is really rich, being able to afford such nice clothes for such a good doggie! *RUBS BELLY*
Werewolf: mmmmmyesss rub it
....this is your own fault Toby.
Werewolf: So like wanna get a coffee or something
Toby: oh shit.
Toby: WHY IS THIS DOG HITTING ON ME
Well MAYBE 'cus he's not a dog and you rubbed a dudes belly?! in a sexual way
Toby will NOT be fooled by werewolves anymore.
Toby: My SimGod told me you are not an actual dog *bitchface*
Pic to prove that Toby does do studies as well. He might be high, but it still counts tho.
Um well ok, bye? Not that I remeber Toby invited you over or that I've ever even seen you but sure, feel very free to leave
Toby haven't you learned that Abigal doesn't approve of gifts
...buuut
...SHE APPROVES OF FLOWERS!! WINNNN. Now, let's make some moves
Toby: How about a massag-
Abigal: WTF NO
ok then.
2 secs later he writes her a few loveletters + a dozen secret love textmessages.
Toby: MAYBE SHE'LL LIKE ME IF I WON'T GIVE HER ANY SPACE.
What the hell, get out of here vampire ghost
Don't you have a coffin or something
Can't my sims even get to have peaceful wakeup
Later that day Abi called Toby and asked if he wanted to hangout.
Abigal: So, I've been thinking, and I want to apologize. I know I've been acting weird, but I just can't help it... so, sorry.
Toby: It's cool. I mean, I too have my own issues even tho it's hard to believe, but as long as you start trusting me more and stop being so mean, I forgive you.
Abi: I promise, I'm done with that :)
Toby: Awesome! Soooo, would like to watch a movie or somet-
Toby: well
STOP PLAYING AROUND WITH TOBY
ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO DO THAT
Abi: SORRY I CANT HELP IT. MY PARENTS WHERE MEAN TO ME
But now is not the time to be upset about bitchz - IT'S FOCKIN TIME FOR EXAMS
Toby: wot
omg, so I'm actually nervous about this. Toby's the first student I've had in TS3, and I've been exploring the new fetures more rather than had him studying.
Oh no. This is not giving me the nice feels
WELL in my offence I was caring more about your reading pleasure rather than his grades, so YEAH.
Aaaaaanddd here comes the emotions.
SO OFF TO THE BAR IT IS.
~a few drinks later~
Toby: ABIIIIIIIII. So I got this AMAZING idea that you should totally come here right now. Yes???
SO UNEXPECTED.
Toby: pft like I wanted her to come anyway. Like why would I even want that
Seriously. Like 10 secs after Toby's phonecall he gets this.
This is even starting to make me really confused. When will it endddd
Toby: Well you've broken my heart like 30074 times, I've failed an exam and have to study all day tomorrow and I haven't slept in almost two days but SURE
This is seriously the last chance I'm giving Abi, or I'll fucking never letting Toby see her again. This girl is PISSING ME OFF.
Lol, Sims. They're so much like us.
I'm just waiting for her to run off.
...
.......
........why hasn't she ran off yet
AND HOLY SIMOLY
THEY KISS
SHE ACTUALLY LET HIM KISS HER
IT'S A REAL KISS
BETWEEN TWO YOUNG SIMS.
IN LOVE.
....Aaaaand I'll end the first update here (before Toby fucks it all up or something)!
I must say it is SO much fun playing Sims again, and extra fun for no lagging or taking AGES to play. Everything runs just fantastic.
ALSO #1: of course I forgot to add his traits, LTW etc. I'll add that in the next update instead. Thank you so much for reading!
Also #2: if you can't get enough of Toby or this legacy (and because I am the lamest person, yes), feel free to follow him on Instagram! Just search for the username jennerlici0us and BAM. Toby's instagram RIGHT THERE.