I have got to stop putting questionable pictures of big gay lawyers up on my desktop. Because my mother is getting into a disturbing habit of walking in when my screensaver isn't on and I'm not doing anything with my computer and seeing them. The picture in question, which involves Godot having mad sex with Edgeworth, can be found
here for the record. It should go without saying that the picture is Oh So Not Safe for Work. So... the conversation when mom saw it went something like this.
Mom: Who are they?
Me: Guys.
Mom: I can see that, but What are they doing?
Me: Does it really matter?
Mom: They aren't doing anything bad, are they?
Me: Nooo... >.>
Mom: Then what are they doing?
Me: >.> <.< Talking.
Mom: Talking. I don't think so.
Me: *grins* Aren't you glad I have my own computer now? That way I can't put it on yours!
Mom: Very much so.
She was rather calm about the whole thing, all things considered! Even if she was staring at it while she was asking. ^^;;
::giggles:: I think I'm going to go get myself a drink. ^^ It's five o'clock somewhere after all!
ETA: So I shared the above with
syvia and she had this to say.
Syv: and ouch- mom seeing it
Me: Mom actually didn't freak out. She was just kind of like "o_O... um..."
Syv: XD
Syv: she was thinking 'OH DAMN, THAT'S HOT'
Me: *sporfle*
Me: Syv, I think I love you
Syv: :3