I'm a Shitty Friend - and I'm Okay with that.
I know I'm a shitty friend and I am okay with that. Why? Because if I am a shitty friend you: A. Don't deserve me or B. are stupid.
Why do I stick around if you don't deserve me? I try not to but you are seriously like a bad case of fleas. I just can't seem to get rid of you.
Why do I keep you around if you are stupid? Because you are the type of person that is going to forget your kid in the car someday and although it will be tragic for the kid or constantly say stupid shit and I want to be up close and personal so I have plenty of shit to talk about later behind your back.
Everyone else...I'm a great friend and will bend over backwards for you...but I am human and I keep shitty and stupid people around for my entertainment.
Why do I stick around if you don't deserve me? I try not to but you are seriously like a bad case of fleas. I just can't seem to get rid of you.
Why do I keep you around if you are stupid? Because you are the type of person that is going to forget your kid in the car someday and although it will be tragic for the kid or constantly say stupid shit and I want to be up close and personal so I have plenty of shit to talk about later behind your back.
Everyone else...I'm a great friend and will bend over backwards for you...but I am human and I keep shitty and stupid people around for my entertainment.