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I. DUDE. I had the weirdest dream last night! I don't know if I should be freaked out or not.
It started while I was at work. I was behind the customer service desk and it was time for my lunch. I wanted to go, but I had a line of people. Evelyn(a cashier) was apparently supposed to go on her lunch as well but she said she would wait until I got back. I protested even though I don't like her, but Diana(my boss) insisted that I go.
Before I went I took care of the people in line. There were these people from out of state who wanted to cash in their lottery tickets. It was an older man and lady and they were pretty friendly, but not in a weird way. Somehow I ended up with the guys credit card? I think he gave it to me because it was old. Or something. It looks just like my bank card, but it's bigger and dirtier (gross). Once I finished with them I went on my lunch. I cashed in a scratch off and won 40 dollars and got all fives and ones. I also went to buy something and used the wrong credit card-it was the guys that I kept that was gross.
Apparently, this Weis has a cosmetics counter, which Laurie and Courtney were standing behind, hiding from people so they didn't have to work. I went to talk to them for a second and told them I won money and I was going to go buy more scratch-offs. They were jealous of my awesomeness.
Then I was walking around with one of the cops that used to work our store, Gerry. We were talking about something, and this creepy cart guy Jason kept following us around! It was creepy. I wanted to tell Gerry about the time that Jason asked Laurie out (THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK LOL OMG. I thought Laurie was going to die!), but we couldn't get rid of Jason, and I didn't want to say it in front of him because I didn't want to be a bitch to his face. So we ran into the mall (which our store was connected to). We sprinted across the mall and hid among the kiosks, and we managed to lose Jason. Then I was like "OMG Let's hide in Macys!" and he gave me a weird look and I was like "It's no big deal! I've hid in a Macys before!" (LOL I seriously had a dream before where I hid in a Macys) So he said ok and we headed to the Macys.
There was only one door, and it was opaque (Not your ordinary Macys...). We were going to hide in the dressing rooms (??) and as soon as we opened the doors, there was this really creepy looking security guard standing there. He kind of looked like the beggar that Jafar turned into in Aladdin, except not as skinny and more upright. Gerry wasn't there anymore, he kind of just disappeared, but the guy was like "I've seen you guys running around like Hooligans!" and he points to his left and there's like a wall of TV screens that are playing the tape of me and Gerry running through the mall. I was like "Ehhh...creepy!" and just ignored him and pushed past him to the dressing rooms.
There was only one dressing room and it was at the end of a long winding hallway that went down, like a dungeon or something. I followed it almost all of the way down, when I started seeing all these backpacks and purses and peoples clothes and stuff and I freaked out like, "HOLY SHIT. These belong to dead people! People are dying OMG!" SO I HAULED ASS. BUT on my way out I happened to notice a pane of glass that looked in on a room overlooking the dressing rooms. Kind of like how in the Danger Room they have that little observation thing that hangs down, and I was looking in from the back. I had a Bad Feeling and I snuck a peek without being noticed. THEN I GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.
THEN (Oh yeah, there's more)
Like a week or so later I'm talking to _parttimeninja (LOL WHAT) and she was upset that I didn't go all the way down the hallway into the dressing room. IDK why. I ask her if she wants to go to the dressing room and she says yes and thinks I'm just overreacting and being weird.
So she picks me up and I get to drive us to the mall. I drive around a couple times and practice parking, because I suck at parking. Theres some unimportant stuff about cars and sueing people that I really don't feel like typing because my hands are starting to hurt.
Anyway, as we're walking up to the door to Macy's I'm like, well if that same creepy Security guy is there, we'll know something weird is up and we open the door AND OMGWTFBBQ IT IS HIM AND I NEARLY HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK BECAUSE HE IS CREEPY AS SHIT, MAN. He tries to stop us, but _parttimeninja goes around him (genius). I punch him in the shoulder and tell him to fuck off and then I run away from him.
So me and her are going down to the dressing room and there's this door. She goes in it (FEARLESS) and the creepy guy who suddenly doesn't creepy me out anymore goes in after her (!!!) I freak because 1) CREEPY and 2) THE DOOR SLAMS SHUT AND I'M LIEK OMGWTF. So I run to the door and open it and _parttimeninja ISN'T THERE but the creepy guy IS and he kind of stumbles out with this blank look on his face muttering "Five dollar, Five dollar, Five dollar"
_parttimeninja IS NEVER SEEN AGAIN
because I wake up.
BUT OMG.
I don't know what to make of it?
B. MOAR ART MEMES
I actually really like how this turned out.
3. I will never be un-upset about Heath Ledger :C
Man, I really need to go to bed, but I haven't watched Torchwood! Sleep...or Torchwood??? Weird ass dreams? OR JACK HARKNESSMXKJLSFAL:SFJ.
ETA: OMG THIS IS SO PRETTY AND AWESOME I COULD CRY.
It started while I was at work. I was behind the customer service desk and it was time for my lunch. I wanted to go, but I had a line of people. Evelyn(a cashier) was apparently supposed to go on her lunch as well but she said she would wait until I got back. I protested even though I don't like her, but Diana(my boss) insisted that I go.
Before I went I took care of the people in line. There were these people from out of state who wanted to cash in their lottery tickets. It was an older man and lady and they were pretty friendly, but not in a weird way. Somehow I ended up with the guys credit card? I think he gave it to me because it was old. Or something. It looks just like my bank card, but it's bigger and dirtier (gross). Once I finished with them I went on my lunch. I cashed in a scratch off and won 40 dollars and got all fives and ones. I also went to buy something and used the wrong credit card-it was the guys that I kept that was gross.
Apparently, this Weis has a cosmetics counter, which Laurie and Courtney were standing behind, hiding from people so they didn't have to work. I went to talk to them for a second and told them I won money and I was going to go buy more scratch-offs. They were jealous of my awesomeness.
Then I was walking around with one of the cops that used to work our store, Gerry. We were talking about something, and this creepy cart guy Jason kept following us around! It was creepy. I wanted to tell Gerry about the time that Jason asked Laurie out (THAT WAS THE BEST DAY OF WORK LOL OMG. I thought Laurie was going to die!), but we couldn't get rid of Jason, and I didn't want to say it in front of him because I didn't want to be a bitch to his face. So we ran into the mall (which our store was connected to). We sprinted across the mall and hid among the kiosks, and we managed to lose Jason. Then I was like "OMG Let's hide in Macys!" and he gave me a weird look and I was like "It's no big deal! I've hid in a Macys before!" (LOL I seriously had a dream before where I hid in a Macys) So he said ok and we headed to the Macys.
There was only one door, and it was opaque (Not your ordinary Macys...). We were going to hide in the dressing rooms (??) and as soon as we opened the doors, there was this really creepy looking security guard standing there. He kind of looked like the beggar that Jafar turned into in Aladdin, except not as skinny and more upright. Gerry wasn't there anymore, he kind of just disappeared, but the guy was like "I've seen you guys running around like Hooligans!" and he points to his left and there's like a wall of TV screens that are playing the tape of me and Gerry running through the mall. I was like "Ehhh...creepy!" and just ignored him and pushed past him to the dressing rooms.
There was only one dressing room and it was at the end of a long winding hallway that went down, like a dungeon or something. I followed it almost all of the way down, when I started seeing all these backpacks and purses and peoples clothes and stuff and I freaked out like, "HOLY SHIT. These belong to dead people! People are dying OMG!" SO I HAULED ASS. BUT on my way out I happened to notice a pane of glass that looked in on a room overlooking the dressing rooms. Kind of like how in the Danger Room they have that little observation thing that hangs down, and I was looking in from the back. I had a Bad Feeling and I snuck a peek without being noticed. THEN I GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.
THEN (Oh yeah, there's more)
Like a week or so later I'm talking to _parttimeninja (LOL WHAT) and she was upset that I didn't go all the way down the hallway into the dressing room. IDK why. I ask her if she wants to go to the dressing room and she says yes and thinks I'm just overreacting and being weird.
So she picks me up and I get to drive us to the mall. I drive around a couple times and practice parking, because I suck at parking. Theres some unimportant stuff about cars and sueing people that I really don't feel like typing because my hands are starting to hurt.
Anyway, as we're walking up to the door to Macy's I'm like, well if that same creepy Security guy is there, we'll know something weird is up and we open the door AND OMGWTFBBQ IT IS HIM AND I NEARLY HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK BECAUSE HE IS CREEPY AS SHIT, MAN. He tries to stop us, but _parttimeninja goes around him (genius). I punch him in the shoulder and tell him to fuck off and then I run away from him.
So me and her are going down to the dressing room and there's this door. She goes in it (FEARLESS) and the creepy guy who suddenly doesn't creepy me out anymore goes in after her (!!!) I freak because 1) CREEPY and 2) THE DOOR SLAMS SHUT AND I'M LIEK OMGWTF. So I run to the door and open it and _parttimeninja ISN'T THERE but the creepy guy IS and he kind of stumbles out with this blank look on his face muttering "Five dollar, Five dollar, Five dollar"
_parttimeninja IS NEVER SEEN AGAIN
because I wake up.
BUT OMG.
I don't know what to make of it?
B. MOAR ART MEMES
I actually really like how this turned out.
3. I will never be un-upset about Heath Ledger :C
Man, I really need to go to bed, but I haven't watched Torchwood! Sleep...or Torchwood??? Weird ass dreams? OR JACK HARKNESSMXKJLSFAL:SFJ.
ETA: OMG THIS IS SO PRETTY AND AWESOME I COULD CRY.