Sayings ganked from my frined Kenny..haha.Enjoy!!
Roses are red, pickles are green i luv ur legs and wats in between
I like ur style I like ur class but most of all i like ur ASS!!!!
Im a cool boy, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down kissing is a sport fucking is a game guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain
The guys says i luv u u believe its true 9 months later he says the hell with u the baby is a bastard the mother is a whore all this wouldnt have happened if the rubber wouldnt have torn
sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do u get the information... or do u need a demonstration
roses r red, violets r corny when i think of u ohh baby i get horny eat me beat me bite me blow me suck me fuck me very slowly if u kiss me dont be sassy use ur tounge and make it NASTY!!!
Adam and eve in the garden of eden as everyone knows lives adam and eve without any clothes in this garden were two little leaves one covered adams one covered eves as the story goes on never the less to say the wind came along and blew the leaves away at the sight adam did stare there was eves treasure all covered with hair and wonder came under eves eyes as adams thing started to rise they found a spot that suited them best a nice big tree where they began to rest her legs spread wider and wider apart while thrill after thrill came into her heart the head of adams thing peeked into the hole and filled her with passion beyond her control backward and forwards his thing did slide and eves treasure was all wet inside the joy was good she wouldn’t let loose until adams thing was all out of juice then down through the years people did screw and now its time for me and u so pull down ur pants and lay in the grass cause im in the mood for a piece of that ASS!!
My first time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and i Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn’t know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breast I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last its finished Its all over now My first time MILKING A COW!!!!
Jack and jill went up a hill To smoke some marijuana Jack got high unzipped his fly And jill said I don’t wanna
Jack and jill went up a hill To have a little fun Stupid jill forgot her pill And now they have a son
Jack and jill went up a hill To have a little fun Stupid jack forgot his cap And now they have a son
A man climbed dynamite hill and He took a dynamite pill up his ass Backfired and his balls retired And his dick shot over the hill
Walking down the lane swinging chain Copper approaches asking my name Pulled out a knife Clickety-click Opened his trousers Off with his dick
24 yrs in a county jail Scratching my balls With a rusty nail One day I woke up And all I found Was half a ball Lying on the ground
I love bow Bow loves me Bonnie gave me H.I.V. So I kicked him in the balls And stabbed him in the head Now that motherfucker is dead
Hickery dickery dock Dis bitch was suckin me cock The clock stuck 2 Me squirted me goo Den wiped me dick on her frock
Oral sex can be so fine When ur in a 69 First u start to shiver and shake Then u cum like a river When it’s finished don’t complain Just lick ur lips and start again
Roses are red Lemons are sour Spread ur legs And give me an hour
Roses are red Violets are dandy When cupid gets drunk Everyone gets randy