What the fuck was that? How can I fucking disappear when I don't have anywhere to go besides death? How does that work exactly? Because it sure as hell wasn't Heaven -- or Hell, for you smartasses.
Pretty much nothing. I remember feeling like I was ripped away to somewhere else, but that's it. Now I'm back like I was just in a daze. I'm still missing the point. I wouldn't leave you without saying goodbye, Rex. Not if I had a choice. Know that.
[He switches to voice to laugh at that and respond with incredulity.] You're kidding me.
I know, but you don't always... [Have a choice. UGH NOW HE'S THINKING ABOUT DUKE AGAIN. Rex decides to focus on the comedy of Hoffman's vampirism instead.]
Oh, I wish I was. [He laughs.] He's babbling about his new family with Dracula now.
I'm sure. The man's desperate for approval. [Then the amusement sort of drains out of his voice. It's a little more pensive now.] He doesn't know what he's in for.
He told me I don't know what it means to be a cop. [A chuckle, then more somber again.] He's friends with David. The kid looks up to him, I mean. I'm trying to stop it. That was before he attacked you. I haven't talked to either of them since.
If he or David starts any shit, you let me know, alright?
It's just a drink. I'm not trying to get us plastehed. Donny and I used to spend a lot of time up there just talkin' over a beeah. I'd wouldn't mind trying it with you if you're good with it.
And you didn't miss much. It's been quiet. [Pause.] Hoffman's a vampire now.
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[He switches to voice to laugh at that and respond with incredulity.] You're kidding me.
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Oh, I wish I was. [He laughs.] He's babbling about his new family with Dracula now.
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Maybe he just wants to belong. [LAWL.]
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David. [Hmph.] I was friends with him during that... alternate reality flood. What a joke.
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I'm sorry I didn't take care of it.
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It's... fine. The flood distracted me from any dreams of revenge. I'm just glad you're back.
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Thanks, guy. Want to catch a drink tomorrow? I think Grayson would let us in if I asked.
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Okay. It's been a while since I've had a drink.
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It's just a drink. I'm not trying to get us plastehed. Donny and I used to spend a lot of time up there just talkin' over a beeah. I'd wouldn't mind trying it with you if you're good with it.
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That's fine. I don't want to get drunk, anyway. I always end up acting like an idiot.
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Not always. [Lighten the mood!]
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